How to get your butt kick on V-day!
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How to get your butt kick on V-day!
Just give that special someone one of these rejected Hallmark cards:
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store
In hopes that, later, you'd be my *****.
7. This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ***.
5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
4. Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown. . . but so's your ***.
3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".
2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister
You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!!
I don't know about you guys but I'm gonna make up cards for all 10 as her 'gag' gift!
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store
In hopes that, later, you'd be my *****.
7. This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ***.
5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
4. Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown. . . but so's your ***.
3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".
2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister
You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!!
I don't know about you guys but I'm gonna make up cards for all 10 as her 'gag' gift!
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That would be a good way to get on a bad side, especially the one about the sister, #1, seems like girls are always thinking that I am checking out their sisters! Not a chance, but it would be a black eye waiting for me! 
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never mind the rejected Hallmarks....
My girl has just infomed me that the best way to get "MY" a$$ kicked on V-day is to spend as much time here as I have been.
I think I need to read or type faster.
Tom
I think I need to read or type faster.
Tom
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Originally posted by Ashenor
I am going to try this one.
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I am going to try this one.
http://www.somethingawful.com/featur...ngMad_pooh.jpg