Make your own ricer!
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From: HELL
Make your own ricer!
That was too funny.
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From: MN
That is hilarious. I checked it out...thought this cant be real. It has to be a spoof on ricers. Nope, looked at the rest of the site and it is the real deal. These losers actually think its cool. Go into the forums sometime if you need a good laugh. What a bunch of losers. Gotta love them fart pipers.
Check this out...one of the anti-ricers on that forum came up with it. Just imagine ur a rich white rice boy rapping it like an inner city gangsta. LMAO!!!!
i wake up in the mornin and read super street, and look at the cars that and say "man that looks tight, i bet that wing works good at its 10 foot hight" so i check out my ride,its missin 4 pistons and i ripped out the inside for all the wrong reasons. but hey its cool i got vtec "yo can you beat that" then i put on my hat, and slide in my ride. with the flick of a key evrybody can see i got all of the gauges, for the nos and the turbo, you know the 2 things that i don't have i dont have. "winnninnng winninng" goes my engine as fire her up, i look at the large tack that i just got hooked up its all carbon fiber with a 10 inch diameter and did i impress that hot chick with my brand new rev. limiter. now i pull up to the line and now from behind i see a "rust bucket" that i want to race my friend says "naw **** it". but the look on my face as i want to race grow stranger and stranger like almost an anger. so i sneer at the old man in the beat up tin can thinking he will not beat me with my new "type R cam". so the light turns green and my 18's dont gleem as there is just a puff of white smoke as my race car takes off. but where is the old man in the beat up tin can? why hes in front of corse. so i rev up my engine to squeze out every last horse 119..120..121 at 8 grand i think "boy racing is fun". no matter i lost but i think the wing mightov and helped my car gets good milage and isn't that where it counts.
Check this out...one of the anti-ricers on that forum came up with it. Just imagine ur a rich white rice boy rapping it like an inner city gangsta. LMAO!!!!
i wake up in the mornin and read super street, and look at the cars that and say "man that looks tight, i bet that wing works good at its 10 foot hight" so i check out my ride,its missin 4 pistons and i ripped out the inside for all the wrong reasons. but hey its cool i got vtec "yo can you beat that" then i put on my hat, and slide in my ride. with the flick of a key evrybody can see i got all of the gauges, for the nos and the turbo, you know the 2 things that i don't have i dont have. "winnninnng winninng" goes my engine as fire her up, i look at the large tack that i just got hooked up its all carbon fiber with a 10 inch diameter and did i impress that hot chick with my brand new rev. limiter. now i pull up to the line and now from behind i see a "rust bucket" that i want to race my friend says "naw **** it". but the look on my face as i want to race grow stranger and stranger like almost an anger. so i sneer at the old man in the beat up tin can thinking he will not beat me with my new "type R cam". so the light turns green and my 18's dont gleem as there is just a puff of white smoke as my race car takes off. but where is the old man in the beat up tin can? why hes in front of corse. so i rev up my engine to squeze out every last horse 119..120..121 at 8 grand i think "boy racing is fun". no matter i lost but i think the wing mightov and helped my car gets good milage and isn't that where it counts.
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