It was the first day of school in the U.S. and a new student named
Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some
American history.

Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?" She saw
a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand up.
"Patrick Henry, 1775." He said.

"Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by the
people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth'"? Again,
no response except from Suzuki: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863.", said
Suzuki.

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be
ashamed. Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more
about its history than you do."

She heard a loud whisper: "F#*k the Japs." "Who said that?" she
demanded. Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." The
teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?" Again,
Suzuki says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"
Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts
to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little *****. If
you say anything else, I'll kill you." Suzuki frantically yells at
the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001."

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher
on the floor, someone said, "Oh *****, we're f#*ked" and Suzuki
said, "The Taliban! 2001.

 

Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!

 

Thanks jstang - that was great!

 

Hahaha, that was pretty good

 

the time i was told that joke the last four things were left out, your version was much better.

 

thanks, always good to start the day with a smile

 

It's the joke that never dies, it just keeps on growing as things happen. When the joke was first told during WWI it was only two lines long.

(It was pretty lame back then. Another reason we have it better than our forefathers)