like 'em all, but swofford said it all "f250 sd i hate looking up at cops" amen.

 

As Frank S said:

"My car says I'm a tree-hugger.
My truck says I'm not. "

 

my truck also wishes for things, and gripes that im in college and not out with a full time pay check . but mine says hey its a v6 and it might not be that fast but it is red the fastest color of them all.

 

My Lightning says: while you are frisking me, please use my cheeks as a speeding ticket holder.

ps: Flaming red Lightning owners seems to enjoy these stops

pps: mine's black

 

My truck says that no matter what other mistakes I have made in my time I at least knew how to but a quality truck! Meaning - I FINALLY DID SOMETHING RIGHT! LOL!

 

Flaming Red Lightning Owners: You're not going to just give me a Warning are you?

 

Bumper stickers that should come from the factory:

Mazda Miata - I'm gay and I'm proud!
VW Bus - Powered by Hemp!
Ford Galaxy - Stay clear of propellers!
Mercedes E190 - Tse Xing Chow Fung!
Jaguar XJ-12 - Please pass me, my headlights don't work.
Toyota Celica - Please do not touch the wing, it's held on with tape!
Hummer - My **** is 2 inches long...max
BMW 740i - Bumper stickers are for the working class...
Volvo wagon - Boxing is barbaric!
Chevy panel van - I'm a serial rapist

 

For the military folks serving today:

M1 Abrahms Main Battle Tank: I don't take crap from nobody!
F-16 Fighting Falcon: It would be a bad idea to think I'll share the sky with you today.
Los Angeles Class Submarine: "Shhh!"
LCAC: If you want to live, leave the beach - NOW.