I think this is also from Homer Simpson:

If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?

 

Here are mine...

F off!
F you!
F it!

"okay little chief"
and

"your gonna look awfully funny trying to pick your teeth up off the floor with no arms!"

 

"The gene pool could use a little chlorine."

"He's not the bightest bulb on the Christmas tree."

 

Here's anoher good simpsons quote:

Burns: "Smithers, use the amnesia ray"
Smithers: "You mean the revolver sir?"
Burns: "Precisely"

 

You could ruin a wet dream.....

 

You know what you do when you ASSUME, you make an

A$$ out of U and ME

 

" who cares" .... delivered with a shrug of the shoulders. Not to be used on a female.

 

“Molon Labe”; ancient Greek for “Come and get them”. 2nd amendment related.

 

mine is calling people names (I am 20) I call them Kiddo, Boy, Son, Girl, "Hey You", and a few that would be edited.

 

Always take the dogs' point of view to life;

"If you can't eat it or f$$k it, **** on it!!"

 

DONT START NONE WONT BE NONE

ID RATHER PUSH A FORD THAN DRIVE A CHEVY

GUN CONTROL IS HITTING YOUR TARGET

HEY BABY, LETS GO BACK TO MY PLACE AND DO SOME MATH, WE'LL
ADD A BED, SUBTRACT OUR CLOTHES, DIVIDE YOUR LEGS AND MULTIPLY.

C racked H eads E very V alve R attles O il L eaks E very T ime

 

"If it ain't broken, I'll fix it 'til it is".

 

I know I got this one from someone on this board........

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy!"

 

To know that we know what we know, and that we do not know what we do not know, that is true knowledge.
Confucius

The end of all our exploringwill be to arrive where we started, and know the place for the first time.
T.S. Elleiot

wherever you go , there you are.
unknown

That which increases the rate of the heart , advances the state of the art.
unknown

Veni, Vidi, Vici ... ( I came , I saw , I conquered )
Caesar

All you need in life is ignorance and confidance, and then sucess is sure.
Mark Twain

Anything one man can imagian , others can build.
Jules Veren

To carry on is a victory in itself.
Winston Churchill

Sunrise, Sunset, swiftly flow the years.
unknown

To try and to fail is not defeat, defeat is to fail to try again.
unknown

The worst an honest man can do is to make an honest mistake.
unknown

speak softly, one who cannot hear an angry shout may strain to hear a wisper.
unknown

you can't be open to love if you can't risk a little pain.
unknown

we should go forth on the shortest walk, perchance, in the spirit of undying adventure, never to return, prepared to send back our embalmed hearts only as relics to our desolate kingdom.
Henry David Thoreau

only that day dawns to which we are awake.
Henry David Thoreau

praise ignorance, for what man has not encountered he has not destroyed.
Wendell Berry

In that book , which are my memories, on the first page of the chapter , in which I met you , reads ... here, a new life begins.
unknown

Let your soul shine, it's brighter than sunshine, it's better than moonshine, and it's damn sure better than rain.
Eric Clapton

Doh.
Homer Simpson

 

Space ... the final frontier ... these are the voyages of the starship Enterprise ... it's continuing mission , to explore strange new worlds ... to seek out new life , new civilizations ... to boldly go where noone has gone before ...
Star Trek