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Old Jan 8, 2002 | 01:32 PM
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Dilbert's Salary Theorem:
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Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.

As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time
and since: Knowledge = Power
and Time = Money

it is therefore true that

Knowledge = Work / Money

Solving this equation for Money, we get:

Money = Work / Knowledge

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done.

Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.
 
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Old Jan 8, 2002 | 02:25 PM
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Man does that describe my GroupLeader to a Tee...
 
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Old Jan 8, 2002 | 02:53 PM
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Sounds like some engineers that I have worked with in the past, they rely too much on drafters/designers to get their work done, we make engineers look good.
 
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