Saw one on an old beat to hell truck the other day

said in very small letters " if you can read this you are too close"

also saw one on a Z71 that said " If i had known this, i would have picked my own cotton" (kinda racist)

 

This is for the people that want to **** cops off. I saw one in Orlando that said "Bad Cop No Donut"

 

You guys should check out: http://www.despair.com/ If you've seen those Successories stores, this site is their opposite. Funny as hell. If been looking at funny t-shirts lately and found a lot of the sayings you've listed on shirts, so if you realy want them, do some searching. Just saw one a minute ago that read "OJ killed two people and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"

 

Helmet sticker I saw that hit home:

I still miss my ex ... but my aim is improving

 

I thought I was real original when I thought of this one:

"No I'm not gay, so stop riding my ***!"

 

"You gave birth to them, YOU feed them"


LOL

I saw this the other day on a delivery truck in the "bad" part of town.

 

My lady just bought a few: One is: Keep Honking....I'm Reloading
Another one: Sniper: Why run?? You'll only die tired!! Last one: If you hung up....you still could not drive!!

 

I just got one put on my truck the other day that reads

WFO
wide ****in open

The WFO is in 10in letters
the writings are in 2in

messed my digi. camera uphuntin season so as soon as i get to wal mart and get a new one ill pst some pics

JJ

 

I actually own this bumper sticker... It was given to me for my birthday...

BTW I am a cop and I don't eat donuts...

 

My boss is the ex highway patrol colnol for this area, he retired and went to work at the dealership. I saw the bumper sticker and had to get it. He still laughs about it....he loves donuts.

 

Another helmet sticker, "No, chrome won't get you home, but it sure will get you laid"

My coworker made up a good one in the lobby the other day, "Excuse me, you look lost. Can I help you blow me?

Sorry if I offended anyone! ennis

 

Well, I'm sorry --------this is a thread started by someone who is starved for attention(probably left alone alot when he was young--oh, wait; he's still 'young' ) and just wanted to 'see some numbers'--pages--well, I'm gonna show him some 'numbers, come January, along about the 26th!

What's a bumper sticker?

Dan

 

so what kind of #'s are you going to show him eh?

 

He knows "what numbers"--see his and my sigs.

Dan

 

My favorite? I used to have it on the back of my 71 Cutlass Conv.,,,98

VISUALIZE WHIRLED PEAS