Haha pretty funny
heres one:

Every morning for 3 years this black guy would jog around a lake and every morning there was a chinese man on the bank skipping rocks. For 3 years this went on untill the black guy got fed up and asked the man why he always kept skipping the rocks accross the lake. The chinese man answered well when i skip these rocks i can hear the names of my ancestors. The black man said no way, so the chinese man said here ill show you. So he skips a rock and sure enough it goes ching,chong,chin. The black man sad wow maybe i should try. So he picks up a big rock and hurls it into the water and he hears BABOON!!

AND

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes?
Nothin, you already told the b!%ch twice.

 

LMAO, those are pretty good.

you'll probably catch some heat for those though.

still pretty damn funny though

 

Why are there no Wal-Marts in Afganistan??






Cause there is a Target on every corner!!!!!!!!!!!


http://www.f150world.com/hakiem

 

Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in,
staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle,
shouting, "Your mom's the best lay in town!"

Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, and the
drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end.

Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same
guy, and says, "I just screwed your mom, and it was sweet!"

Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk goes
back to the far end of the bar.

Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, "Your mom liked it!"

Finally the guy interrupts. "Go home, Dad,... you're drunk!"

 

ROTFLMAO

 

those are funny this is great reading while i suppost to be working so keep them coming

 

don't worry crazedf1: i think most of us are here during work. it reminds of that commercial for almond joy. everyone needs a 5 minute vacation. this is ours, just that sometimes it gets extended a little bit