1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair
dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.



2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.



3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with
that.



4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"



5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over
their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.



6. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."



7. Dont use any punctuation marks



8. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".



9. Sing along at the opera.



10. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.



11. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds
all day.



12. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party
because you're not in the mood.



13. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time
this week!!!!!"



14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling
run for your lives, they're loose!!"



15. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to
have to let one of you go.

 

i tried number 15 but my kids got in a fight over who got to be paroled from the warden first

 

Oh man....those are good. Phew!

 

<Falls out of chair>

LOLOLOLOL!!!!! Those are great!!!

-Flea

 

those are funny. #12 is a co-worker she works on the weekends and she called on a tuesday and said that she could not make it for sat. and sun. because she did not fell good. the worst part was that she was serious about it

 

crash then you could chase them down with your blown 4.6

 

you dont work for the phone company do you?

 

I allready do # 4