Taliban Jokes
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Taliban Jokes
These are the first I've seen.
Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing, yet.
Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...
Q: What is the Taliban's national bird?
A: Duck
Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
Q: Why does the Afghan Navy have glass bottom boats?
A: So they can see their Air Force.
Q: What does Osama Bin Laden and General Custer have
in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are
coming from!
Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?
A: Two days.
Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing, yet.
Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...
Q: What is the Taliban's national bird?
A: Duck
Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
Q: Why does the Afghan Navy have glass bottom boats?
A: So they can see their Air Force.
Q: What does Osama Bin Laden and General Custer have
in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are
coming from!
Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?
A: Two days.
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From: F150online's version of AA
those are funny
Sadam Husan(sp), Bin Laden and Bush were walking around the dessert, and they came across a genie bottle and they rubed it and pooof out came a geine she said you both get one wish what shall it be? Husan(sp) said I want more oil for my country. Pooof he got more oil. Bin Laden I want a concrete wall 2 miles thick and 2 miles high that goes around my country to protect my people and I.Poooof there its. Bush thinks and ask the genie to fill that concrete circle and make a huge swimming pool out of it.
Not as funny but still a Bin Laden joke
Sadam Husan(sp), Bin Laden and Bush were walking around the dessert, and they came across a genie bottle and they rubed it and pooof out came a geine she said you both get one wish what shall it be? Husan(sp) said I want more oil for my country. Pooof he got more oil. Bin Laden I want a concrete wall 2 miles thick and 2 miles high that goes around my country to protect my people and I.Poooof there its. Bush thinks and ask the genie to fill that concrete circle and make a huge swimming pool out of it.
Not as funny but still a Bin Laden joke
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Got this one today...rated PG-13
Why it sucks to be a Taliban Terrorist
no pre-marital sex
no oral sex, ever
no booze
no gentlemens clubs
no playboy channel
no organized sports of any kind to speak of (do camel races count)
Hooters. "What is this Hooters of which you speak?"
****** sand everywhere
ever fish at an oasis?
rags for clothes and hats
eating with your right hand only cause you wipe your *** with your left
constant wailing from the a-hole next door, no wait, is that music?
Bar-B-Q is cooked over camel dung
prayer five times a day
the women have to wear baggy dresses and veils
Oh, by the way, it all gets better when you die
no pre-marital sex
no oral sex, ever
no booze
no gentlemens clubs
no playboy channel
no organized sports of any kind to speak of (do camel races count)
Hooters. "What is this Hooters of which you speak?"
****** sand everywhere
ever fish at an oasis?
rags for clothes and hats
eating with your right hand only cause you wipe your *** with your left
constant wailing from the a-hole next door, no wait, is that music?
Bar-B-Q is cooked over camel dung
prayer five times a day
the women have to wear baggy dresses and veils
Oh, by the way, it all gets better when you die
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From: Houston, by way of every major city in America.
Oh man, ever since I was a kid I wondered why they were so pissed off at us over there. Your post just cleared that up for me
Thanks, Tyme2Fish.
I love how those guys came over here and nearly turned into one of us, Vegas, Strip bars, etc.....
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Thanks, Tyme2Fish. I love how those guys came over here and nearly turned into one of us, Vegas, Strip bars, etc.....
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Whoops...
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A couple more for the road...