Subject: Three wishes



Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Ladin and Uncle
Sam are out walking together one day. They come
across a lantern and a genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you each one wish, that's three
wishes total," says the genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a
farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to
be forever fertile in Canada."
With a blink of the genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in
Canada was forever made fertile for farming.

Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a
wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or
Americans can come into our precious state."
Again, with a blink of the genie's eye, 'POOF' there
was a huge wall around Afghanistan.

Uncle Sam (a former civil engineer) asks,
"I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this
wall." The genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet
high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the
country; nothing can get in or out---virtually
impenetrable."

Uncle Sam says, "Fill it with water."

 

HAHA!! that would be cool, what was the canadian for?