The wife and I were at a flea market last weekend when a guy walks by wearing a tee shirt that had a ford logo on the pocket. Then down the shirt it had this written on it: C-racked
H-eads
E-very
V-alve
R-attles
O-IL
L-eaks
E-ngine
T-icks

That beats Fix Or Repair Daily or Found On Road Dead.
Why do Hot Wheels have so many toy Chevy cars? So the kids can get used to pushing them.

 

I had a simliar shirt that said

Can
Hear
Every
Valve
Rattle
On
Long
Extended
Trips.

Also when they pull the found on road dead crap i reply back with the

first on race day and it will usually shut em up.

 

That's a good one. I think yours sounds better.