The big one eight
The big one eight
Hey guys.... yes, it's true, today is the big one-eight for me. I don't know what to do first; look up **** while my parents watch, bring home a carton of cigs, go to a strip club with my dad.... the list could go on and on....
Na. Prolly just gonna spend another day at home just relaxing..... and enjoying my chocolate chip cookie cake. 
happy birthday to me
-Flea
Na. Prolly just gonna spend another day at home just relaxing..... and enjoying my chocolate chip cookie cake. 
happy birthday to me

-Flea
i think the only age that really matters anymore is 16, cause you can drive. when i was 16 and 17 my friends and i could always get a hold of some cigars, and we could get into strip clubs if we went late enough, and everybody knows how to get some booze. 18 and 21 only mean that you can do it in front of parents and cops.
Happy b-day.
Speaking of getting into bars underage, when I was just 16.I did get into the hippest bar in my town and the bouncer bought me a couple of drinks and to sit down and not sit out like a sore thumb.Boy I thought I was the coolest guy in town that night.Those were the good old days (for the record that was only 12 years ago)
Speaking of getting into bars underage, when I was just 16.I did get into the hippest bar in my town and the bouncer bought me a couple of drinks and to sit down and not sit out like a sore thumb.Boy I thought I was the coolest guy in town that night.Those were the good old days (for the record that was only 12 years ago)
Happy Birthday!
Reminds me of something.
When I was in college, it was legal to drink at 18 which I already was. However there were a bunch of people who weren't. I figured out a way to change their licenses to raise their age to 18. At the time, our licenses were embossed, like credit cards are. We took an X-acto knife and shaved off the appropriate numbers and glued them back to lower the birth date. Worked like a charm, so long as they went to the DMV and got a replacement for their "lost" license.
Just thought I'd post that to show that I'm not 100% innocent, even though my halo solid gold.
Reminds me of something.
When I was in college, it was legal to drink at 18 which I already was. However there were a bunch of people who weren't. I figured out a way to change their licenses to raise their age to 18. At the time, our licenses were embossed, like credit cards are. We took an X-acto knife and shaved off the appropriate numbers and glued them back to lower the birth date. Worked like a charm, so long as they went to the DMV and got a replacement for their "lost" license.

Just thought I'd post that to show that I'm not 100% innocent, even though my halo solid gold.
Last edited by Dennis; Aug 24, 2001 at 06:30 AM.
Happy 18th Birthday
all I can say is the next 18 years of your life will fly by before you know it as they did for me how does it feel to be half my age. PS I still drive like I'm 18 and will drive like that for many more years I hope.
all I can say is the next 18 years of your life will fly by before you know it as they did for me how does it feel to be half my age. PS I still drive like I'm 18 and will drive like that for many more years I hope.
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MY GAWD - 18 - all but 2 of my 8 grandkids are older than you. How the heck do you think that makes me feel ??? - Thats the problem with all you young wippersnappers - YOUTH !!For me - Too soon old, too late shmart !!
I hope you enjoy many, many , many more years
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