I got this in an e-mail

When you've had one of those 'Take This Job And
Shove It"days, try this:
On your way home, stop at a pharmacy, go to the
section where they have thermometers, and purchase a rectal thermometer
made by Q-Tip. It's very important that you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the
phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy. Change into very
comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit or pajamas and lie down on
your bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it
will not become chipped or broken. Take out the written material that
accompanies the thermometer and read it. You will notice in small print, a

statement that reads: "Every rectal thermometer
made by Q-Tip is PERSONALLY tested."
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do
not work in quality control at the Q-Tip Company."

 

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