So, December the 21st is my birthday, and I've made a few friends here. What are y'all getting me for my birthday?

(Just kidding, no one owes me anything--just thought itd be funny to see what kinda smartalecs are online now)

 

 

I won't lie that I am getting slightly nervous as the day approaches lol

 

I have arranged to have the apocalypse on your birthday.

You can thank me now as there will be no later.

 

I'll give you a free night with my harem:

 

I've had nightmares but nuthin that bad!