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Old Jul 11, 2001 | 02:32 PM
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Smile Hey, MRBBQMAN...

I thought of you when I saw this.

Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing (i.e. men cooking).
When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion.
(1) The woman goes to the store.
(2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, drinking a beer.
(4) The man places the meat on the grill.
(5) The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.
(7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
(8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
(10) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off."
And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's
just no pleasing some women.
 
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Old Jul 11, 2001 | 03:30 PM
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thats usually how it goes, except when i cook an exceptional "entree", and i feel i'm deserving "a little xtra", ya know, for the effort, i always get this "i'm too tired" stuff
 
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Old Jul 11, 2001 | 07:34 PM
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Hey, Whose side are you "guys" on?
 
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Old Jul 12, 2001 | 09:17 AM
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fourhour, I put that post out there to show my wife and said,
"See hon, I'm not a male chauvinst pig."

To which she replied, "I know, you're just a pig."
 
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Old Jul 14, 2001 | 07:08 AM
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Hey, MRBBQMAN, grill a steak for me!
 
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