Roses are red, violets are blue, here's a special fart
just for you

 

That reminds me to visit my old friend's grave:

 

There's nothing like a good old fashioned fart to clear the room

 

smells like a dead seal in here????

 

Buckeroo showin' off:




Habibaby's kinda wooman:







MGD

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If the finger is pushed, instead of pulled, would it cause an internal implosion?

And bad breath?

The mysteries of life............................

 

LMAO @ Blue!

 

What makes you think I did that? I'm innocent.

 

Farts: The lonely cry of an imprisoned turd.

 

Definition of INNOCENT
1
a : free from guilt or sin especially through lack of knowledge of evil : blameless <an innocent child> b : harmless in effect or intention <searching for a hidden motive in even the most innocent conversation — Leonard Wibberley>; also : candid <gave me an innocent gaze> c : free from legal guilt or fault; also : lawful <a wholly innocent transaction>
2
a : lacking or reflecting a lack of sophistication, guile, or self-consciousness : artless, ingenuous b : ignorant <almost entirely innocent of Latin — C. L. Wrenn>; also : unaware <perfectly innocent of the confusion he had created — B. R. Haydon>


After reading the definition, Blue might be innocent.

But it certainly appears you had a hand in modifying the title of this thread!