Wrestling is fake, Santa is real!

 

aww you ruined it for raptor!

 

You are a quick study my friend

 

What? Wrestling is fake?

 

The Tooth Fairy told me last time she came to get my tooth.

 

My son is 9. The week of Thanksgiving he told me that he knew Santa wasn't real. I think most kids figure it out around his age. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted. But on the bright side I won't be out Christmas Eve night in the rain picking up motorcycles anymore!

 

I told my boys that the day they said Santa was not real, Santa would stop coming. I have three boys 14, 12, and 8 and they will never say Santa is fake. The eight year old came home from school last month saying that some of his classmates said "Santa was not real." He still strongly believes and his brothers do not dare tell him otherwise.

 

I was probably around 11-12 years old when I found out.... My brother and I were playing around with star wars figures and such.. My mom came in and said go to bed or santa won't be coming to out house.. So me and my bro went to bed.. I couldn't sleep cause I was so excited about what I wanted to get... About an hour later I hear some noise outside, I go to the window to look and POOOOOFFFFFF.. There I see my mom and dad bringing presents in from the garage... I got my brother and we both looked at each other and said OH ^%&$ LOL..... 20 mins later my mom came in and say come downstairs, your father and I want to tell you something... We went downstairs and there was a million presents and they said santa wasn't real and BLAH BLAH BLAH... All I remember was yelling PRESENTS PRESENTS PRESENTS... And we started opening and that's how I found out...


James