One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?

The salesperson answers, Which one do you mean, Sir?

We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95.

The amazed father asks: It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's *****.

 

 

I said it to all my friends who ever got married:

PRENUP, PRENUP, PRENUP, PRENUP, PRENUP, PRENUP!!!!!

And then I repeated it more after that.

And every single one of them failed to listen.

And every single one of them paid the price.

Idiots.

 

 

Been married almost 26 years (this December).

I couldn't tell you what makes a good marriage - every couple seems to have a different formula.

IMHO people expect way too much from marriage and they're not willing or able to put the effort required to make it a success. It's not always 'the time of your life' - that's Disney World.

Anyway - this was supposed to be a joke, not a comment on marriage.

 

Going on 29 years for me. My wife is a saint.

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Ahh...Just got to follow the good book and stone disobedient women to death.

Hope my wife doesn't see this or she'll kick my donkey!!! Ha!

Marriage isn't perfect and if you expect it you'll be divorced soon or on trial for killing your wives (oh wait that only happens here in Chicago...Drew Peterson).

You have to be willing to compromise and compromise more!

 

Tradinnosaurus is never around when you need him.

 

Thats awesome!

 

i wouldn't know, he's on my ignore list.

 

What? Don't worry I'm going to be your best buddy, your Amigo while I'm on this forum!




Been married 22 years and I am a saint! :santa:

 

 

FWIW, Pat and celebrated our 50th on August 20th.

Now both 70 and while I don't longer have an F150, I do have a 2010 Taurus SHO and Pat has a nice fully optioned Merc Mountaineer.

I have always tried to keep Pat in a vehicle slightly upscale from what I drive as it makes life a whole lot easier.

Bill

 

Congrats to you and Pat!