snapped a photo of this bear today, was making a bee line up my neighbors driveway and ended up eating burntwood from my firepit....

 

That's as close as you got? I can't see any teeth.

 

and you didnt off him?

 

ida bust'd a cap in his ace!

 

I'd do what Ty said...

 

Come legal hunting season i will be looking for him/her....

 

do you know how many girls i could get with a bear skin rug?!!!!

whats that? thats the bear i killed. omg really?!?!?! yea, he was attacking me so i punched him in the head and he died, then i skinned him, now i sleep on him.

i think itll work

 

Tou need to make a pet out of it. Put a spike colar onit and a leash

 

f150fella: Thats about right. Buck could make out very nice with this:

(Laying on the bear hide...)
Girl: Oh you big strong brave man (in a very breathful, submissive voice)
Buck: I only did it to save the children.


Then she attacks you and its on!

The End.

Thank you

 

hahahahahaha yea thats a lot better!

 

Hey let's not talk about killing bears ok?

 

You shoulda ran at it with a pocket knife.

 

Eating burnt firewood? Damn, that's one hungry bear. I'd definitely be on the look out for him\her again.

 

Dude i am so moist right now!!!!!

 

That's what I was going to say but Tumba beat me to it.
They say pets and their owners look alike after a while.
You two look like identical twins now, except the bear is better looking