Im tryin to come up with a new saying for ford trucks.

im trying....i can see over your truck.. it aint worth your buck. but im not feelin how is goin. any thoughts for a quote/saying? and if you have a better ones with.... if you can see over your truck....fill me in. tryin to get it to rhyme. Thanks.

 

ford is the best, because they arent ****ty, like the rest

 

^^^^ I LIKE THAT ONE!

 

If you can see over your truck.....Then you're not a midget ya dumb duck.

You mean like that? ha ha

 

I happen to like Built Ford Tough quite a bit.

 

Writing a Ford rap song?

 

Ford: Because you circle the ANSWER, NOT the problem.

And about the other brands:

Real trucks don't wear bowties.

Does a truck that comes stock with female reproductive organs as ornamentation describe the type of man that drives it?

 

What for dude?

 

good ones. na i aint no rapper. ha just been wanting something else to say when ppl around here dis ford. i heard a new one to....the best never rest

 

You could always slap a few of these decals on your truck. Someone posted a t-shirt on here a while back as well. I like that saying!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Built...-/230496174535

 

heres a good one for the chevy lovers

chevys are like tampons every ***** has one

 

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yeah...wack, just a thought
ehh...maybe if it were true lmao