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Old Apr 3, 2010 | 08:23 AM
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One of the guys at work got a text the other day from his wife saying she was pregnant, Soon followed up by a pic of the test showing positive. Not a bad thing until you factor in that he had a vasectomy 7yrs ago. So as you can imagine he's pissed that she's cheating on him then he starts to think it is one of our co workers baby. after about 2 1/2hrs of screaming phone calls she texted him APRIL FOOLS!!!! She has a friend that is pregnant that took the test for her, and the co worker that always hangs out with them was in on it so he was acting wierd on purpose. Man was that dude PISSED.. LOL
 
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Old Apr 3, 2010 | 08:30 AM
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I have a friend whose 4th child was born 8 years after his 3rd child & his vasectomy. It was his baby, sometimes stuff grows back.

His reaction sez a lot about your guy.
 
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Old Apr 3, 2010 | 08:30 AM
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Smart women can pull that off. She played him very well, and he took the bait hook, line, and sinker.
 
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Old Apr 3, 2010 | 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted by SafetyDaveG
I have a friend whose 4th child was born 8 years after his 3rd child & his vasectomy. It was his baby, sometimes stuff grows back.

His reaction sez a lot about your guy.
Happened to my brother, too. Same exact circumstances. 4th child 8 yrs after 3rd child and vasectomy. That's pretty wild.

My brother never went back to get his swimmers tested. So a word of warning to you that haven't been back to get checked. I got lucky. They tied my wifes tubes when the twins were born by c-section. <browwipe>
 
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Old Apr 3, 2010 | 09:13 AM
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Thats pretty damn funny.
 
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Old Apr 3, 2010 | 10:20 AM
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Good one!!!
 
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Old Apr 3, 2010 | 11:11 AM
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Old Apr 3, 2010 | 11:55 AM
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That is a cruel cruel joke.

And she tortured him like that for 2.5 hours? Whoa...that's pretty nasty.

The victim is going to need lots of, umm, 'reassurances' from the wife to make up for that one. Either that, or paybacks a bitch....
 
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Old Apr 3, 2010 | 01:42 PM
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Sounds like a pretty insecure guy, and she seems to know him very well.
 
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Old Apr 3, 2010 | 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Quintin
Never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
lol thats sig. worthy right there.
 
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Old Apr 3, 2010 | 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Tbird69
Sounds like a pretty insecure guy, and she seems to know him very well.
I'm going to have to defend the guy here.

Faking a pregnancy is just one of those things that is never funny, IMO.

It put his life into complete and utter chaos for 2.5 hours.

Maybe next year she can fake that his mom died, or that his dog got ran over by a car. Oh, the hilarity.
 
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Old Apr 3, 2010 | 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by dirt bike dave
I'm going to have to defend the guy here.

Faking a pregnancy is just one of those things that is never funny, IMO.

It put his life into complete and utter chaos for 2.5 hours.

Maybe next year she can fake that his mom died, or that his dog got ran over by a car. Oh, the hilarity.
Totally agree. Anything that serious and life changing is anything to joke about. Just cruel, as far as I am concerned.
 
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Old Apr 3, 2010 | 03:23 PM
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She deserves to get punched in the baby maker.
 
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Old Apr 3, 2010 | 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted by dirt bike dave
I'm going to have to defend the guy here.

Faking a pregnancy is just one of those things that is never funny, IMO.

It put his life into complete and utter chaos for 2.5 hours.

Maybe next year she can fake that his mom died, or that his dog got ran over by a car. Oh, the hilarity.
Jeez, lighten up.

Your going to defend a guy that's apparently so insecure about his marriage that the first thought that entered his mind was she was cheating? Please.
 
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