Gotta hate that other foot

 

Damned left foot...

 

I don't think it was funny. Two and a half hours is just stupid.

 

Dude.. seriously. Get my girlfriend out of your sig.

 

Cruel.

For those of you that say its funny seeing people get bent out of shape for something that happened to someone else, do you never stick up for anybody?

Imagine that world.

 

Not funny.

30 seconds...nothing to get upset about.... 2.5 hours, having a vesectomy and with a male accomplice....not funny.

 

For several years I ran the office football pool.
Averaged 20 people at $1 apiece.
Management tolerated it because the weekly winner had to buy a couple dozen donuts out of the winnings so, the victor usually cleared less than $10. One guy was so happy he won, he bought two dozen bakery doughnuts that must have cost him $35.

I'm in the MNF tiebreaker with my buddy and we are very competitive.
He had the big underdog on MNF and everybody in the office told him so.
He yelled, "That's OK! At least I'll get to eat some delicious donuts someone else will be buying!".

I win, pick up two dozen donuts....plus a little six pack of those donutettes.
I hid the boxes in my cubicle and place the donutettes in the break area where the winnings go. I advise those arriving of my scheme.

So, Bob shows up for work heads for the break area and I hear yelling, "WTF is this! WTF is this!"

I walk in and there's a little empty wrapper on the table.
I walk out in the hallway and state "I can't believe you people did not save Bob a donut."

Well, Bob lost it. Stomping up and down the hallway, most of it was unintelligible but I could make out, "That's the last friggin dollar you'll get out of me!"

Everyone was giggling in their cubes.
I let him go on for a minute, maybe two, but 2 and half hours? Never!

 

But that's doughnuts. And hilarious btw. And you still stopped it after a couple minutes.

We are talking cheating wife, with a friend, and who already has kids with said wife, and apparently a kid from his friend/coworker sitting in his wife's belly? And you let it go 2.5 hours?

They are lucky no one was hurt!

 

I've also had a vasectomy. The doctor advised me that the way he did it was 100% and irrreversible.
He said that indeed, a snip and a couple of tied off knots could one day find their way back together, either by purpose or accident.

After my surgery, he held up a jar that had what looked like two uncooked macaroni.
He said he had to mail them off to Richmond to get paid.
I think that's what he said i was kinda out of it.

I glanced around his office and I remember seeing
a half open desk drawer and a ballpen hammer so i don't know which procedure I got.

Oh, and if you ever get a vasectomy and the instructions say shave the area, look at the picture it means the area to be cut.

He laughed his azz off when he looked down at me, "Hahaha!...It didn't say to shave the whole thing!"

 

 

That doughnut story was hilarious

 

ha ha ha sucker