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Old Apr 3, 2010 | 05:30 PM
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What a biotch.
 
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Old Apr 3, 2010 | 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Tbird69
Jeez, lighten up.

Your going to defend a guy that's apparently so insecure about his marriage that the first thought that entered his mind was she was cheating? Please.

What exactly is his first thought supposed to be?

The husband had been snipped. The wife apparently even lined up a co-conspirator/male buddy co-worker of the husband to act guilty, to help sell the 'joke'.

Sounds like his thoughts were exactly the ones she intended him to have.

And you are going to defend the wife?

I enjoy a good joke. This was not one. It was cruel and malicious.
 
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Old Apr 3, 2010 | 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by dirt bike dave
What exactly is his first thought supposed to be?

The husband had been snipped. The wife apparently even lined up a co-conspirator/male buddy co-worker of the husband to act guilty, to help sell the 'joke'.

Sounds like his thoughts were exactly the ones she intended him to have.

And you are going to defend the wife?

I enjoy a good joke. This was not one. It was cruel and malicious.
The first thing he should have done was call his wife instead of flying off the handle.

The second thing he should have done was look at a calender.
 
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Old Apr 3, 2010 | 06:56 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R20f-TPKjzc
 
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Old Apr 3, 2010 | 07:00 PM
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[QUOTE=yellow stx;4163499] after about 2 1/2hrs of screaming phone callsQUOTE]

Tbird - Looks like he did call her.

Got any other defenses?

IMO, scaring someone about an unwanted/unintended pregnancy is just not funny, no matter what the calender says.

My guess is you have never had the experience of an "I'm late" conversation.

Then add "Here's medical proof I'm pregnant. We need to find out right away if your vasectomy has reversed. BTW, have you seen Bob around today? I need to talk to him and he's not picking up."

Yeah, that sure sounds like a GREAT Joke!
 

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Old Apr 3, 2010 | 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted by dirt bike dave
Tbird - Looks like he did call her.

Got any other defenses?

IMO, scaring someone about an unwanted/unintended pregnancy is just not funny, no matter what the calender says.

My guess is you have never had the experience of an "I'm late" conversation.

Then add "Here's medical proof I'm pregnant. We need to find out right away if your vasectomy has reversed. BTW, have you seen Bob around today? I need to talk to him and he's not picking up."

Yeah, that sure sounds like a GREAT Joke!
I guess you missed these two posts huh?:

Originally Posted by SafetyDaveG
I have a friend whose 4th child was born 8 years after his 3rd child & his vasectomy. It was his baby, sometimes stuff grows back.

His reaction sez a lot about your guy.
Originally Posted by mxracer49
Happened to my brother, too. Same exact circumstances. 4th child 8 yrs after 3rd child and vasectomy. That's pretty wild.

My brother never went back to get his swimmers tested. So a word of warning to you that haven't been back to get checked. I got lucky. They tied my wifes tubes when the twins were born by c-section. <browwipe>
Many married couples have found themselves expecting years after a vasectomy. Getting pissed off and stomping around like a child didn't accomplish much did it? Outside of making him look like an idiot. That's not how a rational adult acts.
 
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Old Apr 3, 2010 | 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Tbird69
I guess you missed these two posts huh?:





Many married couples have found themselves expecting years after a vasectomy. Getting pissed off and stomping around like a child didn't accomplish much did it? Outside of making him look like an idiot. That's not how a rational adult acts.
Nope, didn't miss those posts. I don't have a problem with comprehension. I also have a working knowledge of human nature and statistical chance.

He got pissed off because his wife raised the possibility she was carrying another man's baby. Believe it or not, that kind of news has been known to upset a man.

If 'many' married couples have kids years after a vasectomy, it is because they had a surgical reversal. Or, umm, it's not 'their' baby.

You can look it up - spontaneous reversal of a vasectomy is very rare. Accidentally fathering a child (proven by paternity tests) following a spontaneous reversal is extremely rare. Hit by lightning kind of rare. No matter how many times it 'really' happened to family and friends of people who post in this thread.

Much less rare is a man unknowingly raising another man's child.

Also not that rare is knowingly raising another man's child and simply not sharing that info with the world. Other kids and marriage to protect, etc...


BTW, my sense of humor works fine. Her 'joke' was not funny in any way.
 

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Old Apr 4, 2010 | 01:28 AM
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I didnt think it was funny.
 
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Old Apr 4, 2010 | 01:38 AM
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I got hit with that joke last year but we were together and she told me in less than a minute april fools. My heart just dropped for those 30 seconds or so.
 
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Old Apr 4, 2010 | 01:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Gotts2BMe
I got hit with that joke last year but we were together and she told me in less than a minute april fools. My heart just dropped for those 30 seconds or so.
No good.

Maybe its just me... but I just cant find anything funny about that
 
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Old Apr 4, 2010 | 04:48 AM
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Tbird69;4163999]The first thing he should have done was call his wife instead of flying off the handle.
Sounds like there was plenty of phone conversation in that 2 1/2 hours!

after about 2 1/2hrs of screaming phone calls she texted him APRIL FOOLS!!!!
 
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Old Apr 4, 2010 | 06:22 AM
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That joke was about as funny as yelling "FIRE" in a crowded movie theatre.
 
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Old Apr 4, 2010 | 01:47 PM
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The best part of something like this is watching people, whose lives aren't affected by it in any way, get bent out of shape over it.
 
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Old Apr 5, 2010 | 02:15 AM
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Originally Posted by b2therad
No good.

Maybe its just me... but I just cant find anything funny about that
...Same here man. yikes
 
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Old Apr 5, 2010 | 05:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Tbird69
The best part of something like this is watching people, whose lives aren't affected by it in any way, get bent out of shape over it.
Obviously hasn't ever happened to you. Shoe fits a whole lot different on the other foot!
 
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