The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Tennessee, Carolina, Texas, and Kansas boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1.... The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, fishing, country music or Jesus. 4. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt. and 5. Their favorite movie is BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN. We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Next Friday!

 

That was funny.





9 years ago.

 

I found it humorous, today.



****in love rednecks! :o I AM ONE!

 

last night we made a deer mount using the following

1: crushed natty light cans as the neck
2: a liter of Kentucky Deluxe as the support/spine
3: bud light bottles as the snout
4. skoal can lids as eyes
5. used real antlers.

took pictures with it too