Favorite Quotes
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Favorite Quotes
Trying to make my way through the joke thread, and I thought it would be cool for people to post up their favorite quotes, rather it be funny or something to live by.
"It is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow then to spend tonight like there's no money." - P.J. O’Rourke
"Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him." - Mark Twain
"If god didn't like deer hunting then he wouldn't have made deer out of tasty meat." - Homer Simpson
"It pays more to win." - Dale Earnhardt, when asked why he drove the way he did.
"The only thing necessary for evil men to triumph is for good men to do nothing." - Unknown
"There has never yet been a man in our history who led a life of ease whose name is worth remembering." - Theodore Roosevelt
"You want to know why I want to do it? Spend 45 hours a week in a cubicle for two years, and then come back and ask me 'Why?' again." - Unknown
“I come in peace, I didn’t bring artillery. But I am pleading with you with tears in my eyes: If you ******* with me, I will kill you all.” - USMC Maj. Gen. Mattis, when speaking to an Iraqi tribesman in OIF.
"Sometimes life is hard, for no reason at all." - Coach Boone's wife in Remember the Titans.
"Only Ricky and I know how tough it is to get this far. He won't let anything stand in his way. Yep, I remember hemmorhage, and embolism, and even detatched retina -- it sounded scary, but when you smell the goal line, they're only words. Just words." - Bill Deauxtreeve
"It is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow then to spend tonight like there's no money." - P.J. O’Rourke
"Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him." - Mark Twain
"If god didn't like deer hunting then he wouldn't have made deer out of tasty meat." - Homer Simpson
"It pays more to win." - Dale Earnhardt, when asked why he drove the way he did.
"The only thing necessary for evil men to triumph is for good men to do nothing." - Unknown
"There has never yet been a man in our history who led a life of ease whose name is worth remembering." - Theodore Roosevelt
"You want to know why I want to do it? Spend 45 hours a week in a cubicle for two years, and then come back and ask me 'Why?' again." - Unknown
“I come in peace, I didn’t bring artillery. But I am pleading with you with tears in my eyes: If you ******* with me, I will kill you all.” - USMC Maj. Gen. Mattis, when speaking to an Iraqi tribesman in OIF.
"Sometimes life is hard, for no reason at all." - Coach Boone's wife in Remember the Titans.
"Only Ricky and I know how tough it is to get this far. He won't let anything stand in his way. Yep, I remember hemmorhage, and embolism, and even detatched retina -- it sounded scary, but when you smell the goal line, they're only words. Just words." - Bill Deauxtreeve
