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Old Nov 17, 2009 | 10:33 PM
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A man comes home and yells "Honey, pack your bags! I just won the lottery!"...Excited, she replies "What should I pack??" He say's "Everything! Get the **** out!"

 

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Old Nov 17, 2009 | 10:38 PM
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Good one......
 
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Old Nov 17, 2009 | 10:47 PM
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I'm sure I'll get nailed for "word filter circumvention" yet again.
 
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Old Nov 17, 2009 | 10:50 PM
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I'm sure I'll get nailed for "word filter circumvention" yet again.
Then why did you do it?
 
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Old Nov 17, 2009 | 10:55 PM
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Then why did you do it?
Because If I replaced the F word with another like "Flip" for instance, I would still be nailed for "word filter work-around" and "Flip" to the swear police, would be considered a swear in the context I used it, according to SSCULLY.

I left it there because it's part of the joke, and I believe that sometimes you need a good old fashioned swear to convey emotion properly. There was a time where you could censor a swear like I did in the joke and it was perfectly acceptable. Before that, swearing was perfectly acceptable. Oh! Think of the children!

Because they surely come to online forums to learn swears.

 
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Old Nov 17, 2009 | 10:55 PM
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Then why did you do it?
"**** if I know."
 
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Old Nov 17, 2009 | 11:04 PM
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Originally Posted by dlenkewich
Because If I replaced the F word with another like "Flip" for instance, I would still be nailed for "word filter work-around" and "Flip" to the swear police, would be considered a swear in the context I used it, according to SSCULLY.

I left it there because it's part of the joke, and I believe that sometimes you need a good old fashioned swear to convey emotion properly. There was a time where you could censor a swear like I did in the joke and it was perfectly acceptable. Before that, swearing was perfectly acceptable. Oh! Think of the children!

Because they surely come to online forums to learn swears.

But if you let the filter work, it conveys just as well and you break no rules. Why be an *** and become a problem member?
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Old Nov 17, 2009 | 11:06 PM
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This site is one of the few endorsed by the Ford Motor Co. They recognize that we conduct ourselves a little better than some sites. Don't tear that down.
 
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Old Nov 17, 2009 | 11:08 PM
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Let me *** you a question. Why are some questionable words filtered and others are not?
 
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Old Nov 17, 2009 | 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Bluejay
But if you let the filter work, it conveys just as well and you break no rules. Why be an *** and become a problem member?
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I started censoring my own words because I got nailed for swearing wether the filter got it or not.
 
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Old Nov 17, 2009 | 11:10 PM
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Let me *** you a question. Why are some questionable words filtered and others are not?
 
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Because they gave up on bastards like you

 
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Old Nov 17, 2009 | 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by dlenkewich
I started censoring my own words because I got nailed for swearing wether the filter got it or not.
That was because you had an equal number of filtered words to non filtered words in a ten word post. It was a bit much.
 
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Old Nov 17, 2009 | 11:18 PM
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That was because you had an equal number of filtered words to non filtered words in a ten word post....
The only way I could come up with a sentence like that would be to walk into the coffee table in the dark.
 
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Old Nov 17, 2009 | 11:19 PM
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And after you nicely told me to ease up, I did my best to clean up my dirty words, then it was the other mod's to nail me for all sorts of words... Anyways, for now on i'll swear only when I need too and let the filter catch it, sounds like that will make the MOST of the mod's happy, atleast.

Can I ask how this site is endorsed by FoMoCo? Like what they tell people about it? I doubt they pay anything, judging by the cluster of random ad's... I was under the impression that the "Unofficial" statement in the header was to clearly state that this site is no way intertwined with Ford at all.
 
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