That's frikkin funny, mine does that too, but she likes to throw in the old:
"So anyway" between every sentence, followed by "the thing is".

So anyway, the thing is.... **** already biatch, you're killing me!
I feel the same way.

 

when people are trying to tell a story, or when talking in public...."And then, UHHH, they went out to the, UHHH, woods and, UHHH, one ol' boy got his, UHHH, truck stuck and they called, UHHH, what's his name to come pull 'em out, but UHHH".......................Ya'll UHHH, get the, UHHH, point???

 

hell yea. i dont claim to be country because im not. you would be suprised how many people hear consider themselves country. apparently being in FFA is an automatic im a country boy/girl now.

and what about people with gas motors and stacks? i think even somebody had them with a v6

 

You can stick a fork in me, because I'm done

 

I hate when people use they instead of thier. For example, and its lame but you get the point, Imma get they number. That just makes you sound dumb for one. For the most part I'm not a fan of any ebonics. Sometimes its alright like if a black person is doing it and it sounds funny. But like at work there is this High School chick that thinks she's gangsta and she'll come back and say somethin to me and I'm just "Say what? Your going to have to decode that for me because I didn't understand 1 word you said"

On the country thing, ya I agree. There is a TON of possers around here. They get trucks and put on a loud azz exhaust and that makes them in their mind "redneck country boys". I wouldn't classify myself country because 1 I haven't worked on a farm regularly ever but have helped out a few times, and two I live on the outskirts of city limits so its not really "the country". But i'd say I'm a good ol' boy.

 

Is that what they call that nonsense you see all the time on Jerry Springer?

"Jerry, Imma gonna axe you this question, Jerry, answer me this, do you think I likes banging my cuz Chiantra? Cuz Jerry if you says I do, Imma gonna tell you Jerry, she aint all dat. You go aheads and axe her urself Jerry, she tell you"

 

 

Not me, I've never stretched the truth.
Everything from me is gospel.

 

**** happens..I just hate hearing that phrase.


oops language filter did not like that one..

 

Commonly used Northern California terms:
"Hella"
"for days"

also,
"BFF"

 

i hate "IDK"

drives me nuts.. esp coming from chicks.. they know damn well what they want, but they say IDK, and then get pissed off if its not what they wanted..

 

 

We could go on for days on misused phrases.

For example: It is "for all intents and purposes" NOT "intensive purposes".

It is a moot point NOT mute point.

 

I still can't stand the "Like" phrase. Every girl and their mother who acts like their on "Real House Wives of Atlanta says this. Especially where I live.

 

lol I think we understand each other pretty well