GM OnStar commercial
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GM OnStar commercial
Have you seen it? 
Police: "OnStar, believe we have the stolen Yukon in sight."
OnStar: "I will flash lights." (vehicle flashers come on)
Police: "Got it OnStar. Vehicle flashing..."
OnStar: "I am disabling engine." (vehicle coasts onto shoulder)
Police: "It appears to be full of gangbangers..."
OnStar: "Take your time, I'm locking all doors, disabling unlock, maxing radio volume, changing setting to Country Western."
Police: "OnStar, believe we have the stolen Yukon in sight."
OnStar: "I will flash lights." (vehicle flashers come on)
Police: "Got it OnStar. Vehicle flashing..."
OnStar: "I am disabling engine." (vehicle coasts onto shoulder)
Police: "It appears to be full of gangbangers..."
OnStar: "Take your time, I'm locking all doors, disabling unlock, maxing radio volume, changing setting to Country Western."
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Exactly. I had a new GM rental with OnStar.
Everything was going smoothly when suddenly a voice out of nowhere scared the crap out of me....
..."Sir, please don't pick your nose."
Everything was going smoothly when suddenly a voice out of nowhere scared the crap out of me....
..."Sir, please don't pick your nose."
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My sentiments exactly!
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Hahaha that is hilarious! They never steal vehicles like that when I'm working.. they always take the 1982 Nissan Sentra or something like that... 
Kinda Funny that GM advertises Engine Disabling as a feature...I seem to see a whole LOT of GM's with engines disabled (and they DONT have OnStar) hah
Kinda Funny that GM advertises Engine Disabling as a feature...I seem to see a whole LOT of GM's with engines disabled (and they DONT have OnStar) hah
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if only it actually worked like that haha. stupid chevy
Part of OnStar is up here in Canada, mostly the roadside part of it. But they dont want you guys to know that your talking to Canadians that the people at the call center take classes so they dont speak with our accent and say Eh
Part of OnStar is up here in Canada, mostly the roadside part of it. But they dont want you guys to know that your talking to Canadians that the people at the call center take classes so they dont speak with our accent and say Eh