I'm moving to Mexico.
 

Dear Mr. President, Senate and House of Representatives:

I'm planning to move my family and extended family (18-20 mouths) into
Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me.
We're planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico,
and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements.
We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration
quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do
here.

So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Calderon, that I'm on my
way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need,
whether I use them or not.

3. All Mexico government forms need to also be printed in English.

4. I want my kids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual)
teachers.

5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.

6. I want my kids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at
their school.

7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.

8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to
government services.

9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico, but, I don't plan to purchase
car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort to learn local
traffic laws..

10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from
their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has
at least one English-speaking officer.

11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put U S. flag decals on
my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any
complaints or negative comments from the locals.

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have
any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.

13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely
nice and never say a critical things about me or my family, or about the
strain we might place on their economy.

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for
all his people who come to the U.S. from Mexico.

I am sure that President Calderon won't mind returning the favor if you ask
him nicely.

Thank you so much for your kind help,

Sincerely,

US Citizen & Taxpayer :bandito:

if thats original and written by you, my compliments. if that was cut and pasted, thank you i enjoyed it

Nice.

I also wonder if the McDonalds in Mexico have an all American work staff?

Lmao. I quite enjoyed that. glad I didnt have to press 1 for english just so I could read it.

Estimado Sr. Presidente, Senado y Cámara de Representantes:

Tengo la intención de sacar a mi familia y la familia extendida (18-20 bocas) en
México, por mi salud, y me gustaría pedirle que me ayude.
Estamos planeando simplemente caminar a través de la frontera de los EE.UU. a México,
y vamos a necesitar su ayuda para hacer algunos arreglos.
Tenemos la intención de omitir todas las cosas legales, como visas, pasaportes, la inmigración
las cuotas y las leyes. Estoy seguro de que manejar esas cosas de la misma manera que hace
aquí.

Así que, ¿le importaría decirle a su amigo, el presidente Calderón, que estoy en mi
muy por encima? Por favor, hágale saber que yo estaré esperando el texto siguiente:

1. La atención médica gratuita para toda mi familia.

2. Inglés de habla burócratas del gobierno para todos los servicios que pueda necesitar,
si los utilizo o no.

3. Todas las formas de gobierno de México debe también ser impresos en Inglés.

4. Quiero que mis hijos que se les enseñe español por el habla Inglés (bilingüe)
profesores.

5. Las escuelas deben incluir clases de cultura e historia americana.

6. Quiero que mis hijos a ver la bandera americana en uno de los polos de la bandera en
su escuela.

7. Por favor haga planes para alimentar a mis hijos en la escuela para el desayuno y el almuerzo.

8. Voy a necesitar una licencia de conducir mexicana local para que pueda obtener fácil acceso a
los servicios gubernamentales.

9. I do plan para conseguir un coche y conducir en México, pero, no tengo planes para comprar
seguros de automóviles, y probablemente no hará ningún esfuerzo especial para aprender locales
las leyes de tránsito ..

10. En un caso de los oficiales de la policía mexicana no recibe la nota de
a su presidente que me dejara sola, por favor, asegúrese de que todos los coches patrulla se ha
por lo menos un oficial de habla Inglés.

11. Tengo planeado volar la bandera de EE.UU. parte superior de mi casa, colocar calcomanías U pabellón de S.
mi coche, y tener una celebración gigantesca de 4 de julio. No quiero que ningún
quejas o comentarios negativos de los locales.

12. También me gustaría tener un buen trabajo sin tener que pagar ningún impuesto, o han
cualquier trabajo o las leyes de impuestos aplicadas en cualquier negocio que se inicia.

13. Por favor, tenga el presidente decir a todos los mexicanos a ser extremadamente
agradable y nunca decir algunas cosas fundamentales sobre mí o mi familia, o sobre la
cepa que pueda hacer de su economía.

Sé que esto es una petición fácil porque ya lo hacen todas estas cosas para
toda su gente que vienen a los EE.UU. desde México.

Estoy seguro de que el presidente Calderón no le importará que devolver el favor si usted le pregunta
él muy bien.

Muchas gracias por su ayuda en especie,

Atentamente,

EE.UU. Ciudadano y Contribuyente

:eek: 我不瞭解

Cut & Paste. Glad you enjoyed it though. :thumbsup:

:lol:

haha this is awesome. thanks for the read

Not that easy crossing the boarder into mexico
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhFsG...e=channel_page

Great read and the problem is that is exactly what happens and screwballs like michael Moore cloud the public

We have it just the same here in the UK but with the Indians/pakistanis and any other muslim country you can think of. Just be glad Mexicans aren't known for blowing up your subways

Steve, there's a Canadian stand-up comic by the name of Russell Peters who is Indian and very funny.

Your post reminded me of a bit he did...

So he says "I just returned from my motherland" "No no no, that's right, I'm Indian, so our mother land is England".
Anyhoo, he has all his stuff on youtube, funny as heck.

That cut and paste by turbo was pretty good, really let's you see the perspective from the other side, which for me being a Canadian is very helpful.

One thing about the "Why" this happens,
Doesn't the American gov't turn a blind eye to all this stuff because of the supposed cheap labour the Mexicans provide?
Notice how I said "Supposed" cheap labour? I realize when you factor in the drain on social services, the labour isnt that cheap anymore.

However, from everything I've read, it looks like the Mexican's get used for all the bs jobs such as crop picking, working in slaughter houses, and all the dirty hard jobs nobody wants to do, so the business's who hire these guys put pressure on the govt to leave them alone. Is this accurate?

Well, it's a little more complicated with lots of subplots.

In a nutshell, the business owners need labor, and want it as cheap as poissble. This is especially true in agricultural areas. So the business owners are willing to look the other way (though they can get in big trouble if they knowingly hire illegal aliens).

Liberal politicians like votes just as much as businessmen like cheap labor. In our country, it is illegal for illegal aliens to vote, but enforcement of this is a farce (in California, it is illegal to ask someone for identification when they are voting). Plus if illegal aliens have a baby here, the baby is automatically a citizen (how crazy is that?) and those babies will also likely grow up to vote for liberals.

So its an unholy alliance in many ways, and both sides have incentive not to enforce our immigration laws. Businessmen have long tried to find a way to make the work force stable and legal (a guest worker program, for example), but the liberal forces tend to demand amnesty and citizenship for illegal aliens, and the American people do not support amnesty/ citizenship.

BTW, while many illegal aliens do the menial jobs, many of them are extremely hard working, and this is still a land of opportunity. Within a few years/decades/generations, many will own businesses, houses, etc...and the menial jobs will be handled by the newcomers.

And yes, we have way to many Americans who refuse to work menial jobs. As to why, that's another long story...

yeah thatz messed up people invading other people's countries. I hear that same complain with middle easterners, aliens from other countries invading the middle east, killing their people, taking their properties such as land and oil. We Americans don't invade their countries we just try to help them like in Operation Iraqi Liberation (OIL).