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Looking for work
LOOKING FOR WORK
An Israeli doctor says 'medicine in my country is so advanced that
we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and
have him looking for work in six weeks.'
A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a
lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'
A Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced
that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another,
and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'
An ILLINOIS doctor, not to be outdone, says'You guys are way behind,
we recently took a man with no brains out of ILLINOIS, Put him in the
White House for THREE MONTHS, and now half the WORLD is looking for work.
An Israeli doctor says 'medicine in my country is so advanced that
we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and
have him looking for work in six weeks.'
A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a
lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'
A Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced
that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another,
and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'
An ILLINOIS doctor, not to be outdone, says'You guys are way behind,
we recently took a man with no brains out of ILLINOIS, Put him in the
White House for THREE MONTHS, and now half the WORLD is looking for work.
good one
