You got to be kidding me.....
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Joined: Jan 2009
Posts: 10,730
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From: Concord, NC
Hey, you quit makin' fun of my rig- I call it the Hillbilly Hilton. Ya like it don't ya, and yer just jelous, I know. Anybody know where I kin get a chip fer my Chebby? It seems a little short on power, but down the other side 'o the hill it duz reel good. Turn, why, ya think there'l bee a problem? Nah, I don't think so, I bought one 'o them "sliders" fur it, it'll bee OK. See ya down the road. 
I bet you could look on ebay for one of the amazing perfoemance chips for $24.99
Of course. That thing would stand the test of time, especially when he has to hit the brakes when someone stops short in front of him.