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The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama. The stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation. After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings: The stamp is in perfect order. There is nothing wrong with the adhesive. People are spitting on the wrong side.

 

If you want anyone to believe that, you will have to change the one month of testing and $1.73 million in spending.

I think six months of hearings and $1.73 billion in spending is much more realistic.