Any computer programmers here?
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Any computer programmers here?
Things Likely to be Overheard If You Hire a Klingon Programmer:
Specifications are for the weak and timid!
This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need quad processors if I am to do battle with this code!
You cannot really appreciate "Dilbert" unless you've read it in the original Klingon.
Indentation?! -- I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull!
This code is a piece of crap! You have no honor!
What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software 'releases.' Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of designers and Quality Assurance people in its wake.
Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' -- they have 'arguments' -- and they always win them.
Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak.
I have challenged the entire Quality Assurance team to a Bat-Leth contest. They will not concern us again.
Perhaps it IS a good day to die; I say we ship it!
A true Klingon Warrior does not comment his code!
By filing this bug report, you have challenged the honor of my family.
Prepare to die!
You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you stand!
Specifications are for the weak and timid!
This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need quad processors if I am to do battle with this code!
You cannot really appreciate "Dilbert" unless you've read it in the original Klingon.
Indentation?! -- I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull!
This code is a piece of crap! You have no honor!
What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software 'releases.' Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of designers and Quality Assurance people in its wake.
Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' -- they have 'arguments' -- and they always win them.
Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak.
I have challenged the entire Quality Assurance team to a Bat-Leth contest. They will not concern us again.
Perhaps it IS a good day to die; I say we ship it!
A true Klingon Warrior does not comment his code!
By filing this bug report, you have challenged the honor of my family.
Prepare to die!
You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you stand!
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Ian N:
I bet you have a Star Trek credit card!
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I bet you have a Star Trek credit card!
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