Here's the photo (courtesy of JBM)



Insert the caption! Winners to be announced sometime next week...


Enjoy!

-RP-

 

ahhh crap ANTS!!!!

 

You put your right foot up,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!

 

Here is the conversation that started all this.


I bet I can hop on one leg longer than you.

Can not!! Prove it.

Ok I will!! Someone hold my beer for me.

 

" I was gonna tackle you, but somebody threw tacks on the field!!...ow! oo!..ow!!"

 

Famous Japanese empath stubs her toe
at Hirohito Park...

 

I got the POO on me!!!

 

I told you we shouldnt put Preperation-H in our shoes.

 

Simon says "Rush the mound!"

Simon says "Hop on one foot!"

Simon says "Everybody rush the mound!"

Simon says "Everyone hop on one foot!"

 

In other news the new acting head of Major League Baseball, Jonny "one leg" Tofino enacted the new base running rules today...

 

Officials at the Prankster Institute announced today the invention of a new practical joke, The Invisible Hotfoot Laser. The spokesman states that it has been thoroughly tested and is now in full production. Sales in Japan are expected to be high.

 

wtf?

 

"Is this where you want to be when Jesus comes back?"

 

Rouch! My root!! My root!!

 

I need you like the flowers need the rain
You know I need you, guess I'll start it all again
You know I need you, I need you
I need you like the winter needs the spring
You know I need you, guess I'll start it all again
You know I need you, I need you...
- America 1972