A TRAVLE SALESMEN DRIVING DOWN THE FREEWAY SEE THIS SIGN A BUCK AN APPLE NEXT EXIT SO HE STOPS A GETS A APPLE FOR BUCK EATS THE APPLE SAYS TO THE FARMER GOOD APPLE THE FARMER SAYS THERE A BETTER APPLE DOWN THE ROAD FOR A LITTLE MORE AND TASTES BETTER SO HE DRIVES DOWN THE ROAD 10 MILES LATER HE SEE THE NEXT SIGN APPLE FOR 5 BUCKS NEXT EXIT SO HE PULLS OVER CURIOUS TO SEE WHAT A FIVE DOLLAR APPLE TASTES LIKE TO AN ONE DOLLAR APPLE SO HE EATS THE APPLE AND SAYS TO THE FARMER THATS THE GREATEST APPLE EVER THE FARMER REPLIES THERE A FARMER DOWN THE ROAD WITH A BETTE APPLE THATS MORE EXPENISVE AND ITS REAL GOOD SO HE DRIVES DOWN THE ROAD THINKING ABOUT HIS APPLE HOW CAN IT GET ANY BETTER THAN THE ONE HE JUST ATE SO HE SEE THE SIGN 50 DOLLAR APPLE NEXT EXIT SO HE PULLS OVER AND ASK THE FARMER BEFORE HE BUYS THE APPLE FOR 50 BUCKS WHY IS HIS SO EXPENSIVE THE FARMERS SAYS MINE TASTE LIKE p&^%$ SO THE SALEMEN SAY I GOTTA TRY THIS APPLE SO HE BUYS ONE APPLE AND TAKES A BIG BITE , HE SPITS IT OUT AND SAYS MAN THIS TASTE LIKE chit!!! THE FARMERS SAYS TURN IT AROUND!!!