I used to have a picture of this, but deleted it or lost the link...anyway, back around election time I friend showed me something where someone had photoshopped the welcome sign to Tennessee. They added an extra bottom sign so the Sign read:
Top Sign: Welcome to Tennessee (real big with the state on it and such)

Next Sign: Home of Vice President Al Gore

Bottom Sign(photoshopped): Home of 11 electoral votes for George W. Bush

-MEEK


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1997 Black 4x4 F-150 XLT 4.6L 285/75/16 Bridgestone Dueler A/T's Eagle Alloy Wheels, K&N Airfilter, Flowmaster Exhaust, Dual tips off of one pipe. Nerf Bars, Brush guard, 2 Ralley Lights, Sony X-plod head unit, Jensen 500 watt amp, Sony X-Plod 10" Sub

sooner or later: a lift and bigger mud terrain tires

 

Subject: survivor texas style


A major network is planning the show "Survivor 2" this winter. In
response, Texas is planning "Survivor, Texas Style." The contestants will start in Dallas, travel through Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston, and down to Brownsville. They will proceed up to Del Rio,
on to El Paso, then to Midland/Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there, they proceed to Abilene, and on to Ft. Worth and back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that
reads, "I'm gay, I voted for Al Gore, and I'm here to confiscate your
guns."

The first one to make it back to Dallas wins.

-MEEK

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1997 Black 4x4 F-150 XLT 4.6L 285/75/16 Bridgestone Dueler A/T's Eagle Alloy Wheels, K&N Airfilter, Flowmaster Exhaust, Dual tips off of one pipe. Nerf Bars, Brush guard, 2 Ralley Lights, Sony X-plod head unit, Jensen 500 watt amp, Sony X-Plod 10" Sub

sooner or later: a lift and bigger mud terrain tires

 

Here is the picture of the sign i talked about 2 posts ago....
[img]url=http://web.utk.edu/~sbratto1/statesign[/img]
-Meek

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1997 Black 4x4 F-150 XLT 4.6L 285/75/16 Bridgestone Dueler A/T's Eagle Alloy Wheels, K&N Airfilter, Flowmaster Exhaust, Dual tips off of one pipe. Nerf Bars, Brush guard, 2 Ralley Lights, Sony X-plod head unit, Jensen 500 watt amp, Sony X-Plod 10" Sub

sooner or later: a lift and bigger mud terrain tires

 

I know you are getting tired of this, but i want to see if this works...last try...if it doesn't work...just follow the link, or take my word on it...meek


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1997 Black 4x4 F-150 XLT 4.6L 285/75/16 Bridgestone Dueler A/T's Eagle Alloy Wheels, K&N Airfilter, Flowmaster Exhaust, Dual tips off of one pipe. Nerf Bars, Brush guard, 2 Ralley Lights, Sony X-plod head unit, Jensen 500 watt amp, Sony X-Plod 10" Sub

sooner or later: a lift and bigger mud terrain tires

 

 

Florida jokes? Besides Metamucil with child-proof caps?

How about the political system. Check this out for a good example: http://www.miami.com/herald/content/...ocs/031731.htm


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Black 2000 SC short-box XLT. 4.2 V-6, 5-speed, 3.55 limited-slip. CD, remote entry, factory side steps, FORD box liner, rear fender inner splash shields (TSB 00-09-05).

My third F-series ordered new. The other two: '73 F-100 Custom, 240 cube 6, 3 on the tree, tan, "West Coast" mirrors, step bumper, knitted vinyl seat, AM radio; and '98 F-150 SC short-box XL, XLS package, Pacific Green, 4.2 5-speed, 3.55 LS, FM-cassette.

GREAT trucks!

 

Oka - tis is not about NYS but about Buffalo which is close enough as most Buffalonians don't know there is any other city besides theirs! LOL!
BTW - this is not so far fetched & yes - we do have Dyngus day - it's the day after Easter & people chase eack other around with *****willow branches. I have no idea why - I stay home that day & refuse to answer my door! LOL!
YOU MIGHT BE A BUFFALONIAN IF...
>
> You have ever gotten frostbitten and sunburned in the same week.
> "Down south" means Gowanda.
> Stop/slow/yield signs are an option, NOT a requirement.
> You save the Genny Cream Ale for special occasions.
> You live within five miles of a bowling alley.
> You have used the term "dupa".
> Not only do you know what it is, but you look forward to "Dingus Day".
> You never put your winter jacket away for summer.
> Going to the "ballet" does not involve ballet shoes or toe dancing.
> (well.......)
> You drive over 80 mph on the Thruway and pass on the right.
> You leave your ski lift ticket on your jacket year round.
> You know how to pronounce (and spell) SCAJAQUADA ... or CHEEKTOWAGA ... or
> DEPEW.
> You think nothing of crossing an international border for Chinese food.
> When you stop someone to ask for directions, you expect to get them.
> You have a favorite Greek restaurant.
> You know Canada is West of here, not North.
> When someone says they're from the "city", you ask them which one.
> You can't find any place to buy milk at midnight, but the bars are open
> 'till 4 a.m.
> You can compute a wind chill factor.
> You don't have to attend the Friendship Festival to hear it.
> You eat orange chocolate.
> You know the difference between imported and real Canadian beer.
> You have NOT been on the Maid of the Mist - unless it was with out-of-town
> company.
> When in another city, you threaten the chef with false advertising after
> trying something called Buffalo Wings on the menu.
> You call it Pilot Field, no matter what the signs say.
> Your child has watched Sesame Street in French.
> You refuse to eat Cheerios because you have to smell them on the way to
work
> every day.
> You know what Vernor's is.
> "Gridlock" means driving home from a Bills game.
> "Rapid transit" means making all the lights on Elm or Oak St.
> You wince when someone uses the abbreviation "OJ".
>
> And I saved the best for last....
> You know you're from Buffalo if your Mom made you wear plastic Wonderbread
> bags inside your boots!!!!!
Hope you enjoy! I did!


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Love my truck & PROUD of it! If you can't beat 'em, you're NOT driving a FORD!
Shovies PROVE that FORD'S are #1!!
'97 Black F150 XLT ORP 4X4 Reg Cab/LB
4.6L/auto/3.55 LS/power EVERYTHING,
nerf bars, 17" wheels, fog lights, trailer hitch w/electrical connector, front tow hooks, bed rail caps,
6 CD changer, lumbar support & 3 cow license plates - so far!

 

You know you are in Indiana when you don't know WHAT THE FREAKIN TIME OF THE DAY IT IS!!!!! Thanks to our wonderful back a$$wards leaders, we are one of THREE states that are STILL not on Daylight Savings Time. It sure is fun when you are made to look like total dumba$$ hicks on national primetime television. Sorry, about the rant, I just wish I could finally live in the FREAKIN 21st CENTURY like the rest of the country.

 

Here you go meek - you almost had it but don't use the [img] tags - just use &
This should work: http://web.utk.edu/~sbratto1/statesign


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Love my truck & PROUD of it! If you can't beat 'em, you're NOT driving a FORD!
Shovies PROVE that FORD'S are #1!!
'97 Black F150 XLT ORP 4X4 Reg Cab/LB
4.6L/auto/3.55 LS/power EVERYTHING,
nerf bars, 17" wheels, fog lights, trailer hitch w/electrical connector, front tow hooks, bed rail caps,
6 CD changer, lumbar support & 3 cow license plates - so far!

[This message has been edited by Cowlady (edited 04-07-2001).]

[This message has been edited by Cowlady (edited 04-07-2001).]