"You're so fat, you're high school picture was an arial photograph."

Please post jokes like this here.
Let's see if there's any we haven't heard out there.

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2000 Ford F-150 Extended Cab Flareside 4x4 Lariat
5.4L;auto;3.55LS;Black/Charcoal;ORP;remote keyless;floor-shift 4wd;Class III;AM/FM/SingleCD
Mods so far:
Lund X-Terminator bug shield; Vent Shade Vent Visors; Westin Black step bars; Pendaliner bedliner; GSP black Safari Grille Guard; Clear corner lenses; under hitch backup lights; 2 KC Hilites Daylighter 6" 150W black round; Cranked torsion bars; 2 Polk Audio EX10 10" subs under rear seat; Sony XM754HX amp; Viper 300ESP alarm; NR Auto white/black gauges; changed silver 2-tone to dark charcoal, warranty paint work on bed sides and roof; removed all Lariat striping...for now. Body shop reapplying new ORP decals; 2001 Lightning tail lights; Husky catch-all liners; Custom 5.4L badges; Flowmaster 40 Delta Series SI/DO exhaust w/ dual 18" chrome angle cut tips out back
Pending
99 Z-28 chrome tips
Warranty Paint Work Pending
Hood being repainted due to acid rain damage
Wish list:
More lights; 2001 Lightning head lights & corners; Optima red top battery; Remote start & Prox. sensor; Custom center console housing 6.8" LCD and TV tuner & PS2; VCP; GPS; BedRug & Roll bar; Aluminum dash kit

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2000 VW Cabrio GL (Wife's)
2.0L, auto, pw, pdl, pm, tilt, cruise
Green ext, black cloth int
Am/Fm/Cass w/ CD cgr
Subs & Amp pending.

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Not really a "fat" joke,but funny non the less...Know why witches dont wear panties when they ride their broom?.....
So they can get a better grip!

 

You're so FAT, that you fell in love and BROKE it!!

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2000 F-150 Super Cab XLT 4x4 ORP 5.4liter V8, Towing Package, Rear Slider, Remote keyless Entry,3.55 LS, Black Exterior, Medium Graphite interior, manual shift 4x4. Current mods Gooseneck hitch,Ford Custom Molded Splash Guards, Muth Signal Mirrors, SUPERCHIPS Performance Chip, Line-X Bedliner, STROBES!!and Y pipe with duals.



[This message has been edited by LHM (edited 04-04-2001).]

 

"You're so fat, you jumped up in the air, and got stuck!"

 

"You're so ugly, you'd make a freight train take a dirt road!"

 

He' was so fat, when he sat down in San Francisco his @ss was in Nevada.

 

. . . you're so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mother


[This message has been edited by swampview (edited 04-04-2001).]

 

You're so ugly, that you have to tie a steak around your neck to get the dog to play with you....

 

Youre so fat you put your belt on with a boomerang

Youre so skinny you use froot-loops as headbands

Youre so dumb you think Hamburger Helper comes with an extra person

Your Ford Truck was so expensive that now your front and back door are on the same hinge

Just a few not really good ones

Jim


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:evil:97 4x4 Off Road Package 4.6l, Flareside S/C Dark Toreador Red
17’wheels Bridgestone Dueler A/T’s
True Dual Exhaust w/ 5’ tips
Uniden XL510 CB
Rear Blackouts
Westin Stepbars (black)
Lund Wiper Cowel
Side Window Louvers
K&N Filter
Tinted Windows (5%)
Ventshades
Dual Antennas

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