The Husband Store
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The Husband Store
Don't know if you guys have seen this, but my roommate's birthday is Sunday and I put this in his card. He's been having lady trouble lately.
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: "Floor 1 - These men have jobs."
The second floor sign reads: "Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids."
The third floor sign reads: "Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking."
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: "Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework."
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: "Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak."
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: "Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: "Floor 1 - These men have jobs."
The second floor sign reads: "Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids."
The third floor sign reads: "Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking."
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: "Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework."
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: "Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak."
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: "Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
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If I remember correctly, the ending to this joke then talks about going to the "Wife Store". The first floor has a sign that says, "The women on this floor are great in bed." The second through sixth floors of the "Wife Store" have never been visited.
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That's awesome!