English Language Is Retarded !!!
F150Europe - Ain't is not proper English, but is commonly used. Depending on the context it usually means 'is not' or 'are not'.
Example: "He ain't as tough as his brother, Billy Bob" (ain't = is not)
and, "We ain't gonna refund your money just 'cause that chili-cheese dog was served cold" (ain't = are not)
Example: "He ain't as tough as his brother, Billy Bob" (ain't = is not)
and, "We ain't gonna refund your money just 'cause that chili-cheese dog was served cold" (ain't = are not)
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by gofish:
harleyrider-
You're gonna love this. I hate those foreign names; Slavic and Indian names are the toughest for me--part of my job requires account setups and passwords, and it's no fun. Once in a while you get an exception, i.e.,
username: Subramanian Bharadwaj-Avinashiappan
password: tmfholan
an acronym for "This Mother F*cker Has One Long-@ssed Name!"
The worst name I've ever encountered:
Dong Suk</font>
harleyrider-
You're gonna love this. I hate those foreign names; Slavic and Indian names are the toughest for me--part of my job requires account setups and passwords, and it's no fun. Once in a while you get an exception, i.e.,
username: Subramanian Bharadwaj-Avinashiappan
password: tmfholan
an acronym for "This Mother F*cker Has One Long-@ssed Name!"
The worst name I've ever encountered:
Dong Suk</font>
Yeah but in French our things are either male or female! "La table" is the table but "la" is used instead of "le" because the table is female! un, une, la , le etc... Really no rules you just have to remember them all.
Yeeah ing-glish is a vearie phunnie langooidge. Butt it's ah gud won two no. Emahgin lerning Russion! Aineewahie eye ahm juste rambeling ohn annd ohn
Yeeah ing-glish is a vearie phunnie langooidge. Butt it's ah gud won two no. Emahgin lerning Russion! Aineewahie eye ahm juste rambeling ohn annd ohn
F150Europe:
Ain't ain't a word cause it ain't in the dictonary. You should hear some of the things that pass for English just slightly south of where I live
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Ain't ain't a word cause it ain't in the dictonary. You should hear some of the things that pass for English just slightly south of where I live

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My favorite word has to be queue. It's the only word in English that has four extra (and completely useless) letters. Q, there - you're done. You don't need to go add the U E U E.
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by ragarm:
Gallagher! Maybe that's who I was thinking of...driving on the parkway, parking in the driveway. Ever see him in concert? Funny and messy.
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Gallagher! Maybe that's who I was thinking of...driving on the parkway, parking in the driveway. Ever see him in concert? Funny and messy.

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Gallagher is the guy who has the huge mallet which he uses to mash things that splatters the audience.
Lariat4wd, That is called phonetic spelling.
Doe instead of Dough, Ruff instead of Rough, Etc Etc.
Or as some of you may know it better; "Hooked On Phonics"
It is how you teach a slow child to read, they associate the spelling with the way they were taught to pronounce it.
Don't worry, someday when all of these hooked on phonics kids get older they will change the language.
Doe instead of Dough, Ruff instead of Rough, Etc Etc.
Or as some of you may know it better; "Hooked On Phonics"
It is how you teach a slow child to read, they associate the spelling with the way they were taught to pronounce it.
Don't worry, someday when all of these hooked on phonics kids get older they will change the language.
I remember getting corrected for pronouncing the letter "R" as the word "are" would be. The corrected version was "are-AH" I still find that funny.
On the same subject,I spell my name constantly for people on the phone(and in person) and it's not that unusual of a name. (Miguel) You would be amazed at the way my name is spelled when I order things through the mail. A few examples
are McGill,,,MacGill,,,Miquel,,,Migel,,,Magill
It's a wonder I get anything
Also,because my last name starts with "L" they leave it off.(LOTT) so it becomes"OTT"
At least they usually get the address right,LOL,,,,,98
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On the way/wheels,tires, etc..etc.......
the monochromatic boogie is done,cool!.
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WOW,what a cool site!
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Had to take the picture out,it was way too out of date
,,,,98
On the same subject,I spell my name constantly for people on the phone(and in person) and it's not that unusual of a name. (Miguel) You would be amazed at the way my name is spelled when I order things through the mail. A few examples
are McGill,,,MacGill,,,Miquel,,,Migel,,,Magill
It's a wonder I get anything
Also,because my last name starts with "L" they leave it off.(LOTT) so it becomes"OTT"
At least they usually get the address right,LOL,,,,,98------------------
98 F-150 4.6 Litre XLT2wd Ext. cab
Yokahama AVS/ST's
prarie tan/tan int.
K/N gen.II fipk
custom dual exh/gibson rectangle tips/rear exiting.
color matched snuglid
Superchip!!!
Westin nerfs blk .powdercoat
Clear front corners
Stillen Quad light air dam, sweet!!
Euro taillights
Cobra 75WXST cb w/weather alert
[b]Kenwood cd w/Radio Shack speakers,don't laugh it sounds pretty good
Viper alarm
On the way/wheels,tires, etc..etc.......
the monochromatic boogie is done,cool!.
Come see my new pictures@ www.my-f150.com
officialtomwaits.com
reverendhortonheat.com
WOW,what a cool site!
FENDER GUITARS ROCK!!!
Had to take the picture out,it was way too out of date
,,,,98
George Carlin, Gallagher, Dennis Miller, I thought of another name you might have been thinking of, Steven Wright. He had a deadpan, monotone delivery. Here is one of my favorites of his;
"Someone broke into my apartment."
"They stole everything I had and replaced it with an exact duplicate."
"I asked my roommate about it and he said, "Who are you?""
"Someone broke into my apartment."
"They stole everything I had and replaced it with an exact duplicate."
"I asked my roommate about it and he said, "Who are you?""
Steven Wright rocks..
"If I melt a tub full of dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?"
"I you drive the speed of light, and turn on your headlights, does anything happen?"
"If I melt a tub full of dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?"
"I you drive the speed of light, and turn on your headlights, does anything happen?"
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by gofish:
harleyrider-
You're gonna love this. I hate those foreign names; Slavic and Indian names are the toughest for me--part of my job requires account setups and passwords, and it's no fun. Once in a while you get an exception, i.e.,
username: Subramanian Bharadwaj-Avinashiappan
password: tmfholan
an acronym for "This Mother F*cker Has One Long-@ssed Name!"
The worst name I've ever encountered:
Dong Suk</font>
harleyrider-
You're gonna love this. I hate those foreign names; Slavic and Indian names are the toughest for me--part of my job requires account setups and passwords, and it's no fun. Once in a while you get an exception, i.e.,
username: Subramanian Bharadwaj-Avinashiappan
password: tmfholan
an acronym for "This Mother F*cker Has One Long-@ssed Name!"
The worst name I've ever encountered:
Dong Suk</font>
We've had some you have to stop yourself from laughing whenever you hear it. That's part of the fun though
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