Auto anacronyms
Auto anacronyms
Got these in an email a while back. Thought I'd post them. Post any that aren't listed here. Please don't post any about ford. If you want the ford ones email me.
n6260k@cs.com
AUDI:
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence.
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented.
BMW:
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder.
Big Money Works.
Bought My Wife.
Brutal Money Waster.
Buick:
Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
CHEVROLET:
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips.
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time.
DODGE:
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FIAT:
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix It Again, Tony!
GM:
General Maintenance
GMC:
Garage Man's Companion.
Got a Mechanic Coming?
HONDA:
Had One, Never Did Again
HYUNDAI:
Hope You Understand Nothing's DRiveable And Inexpensive...
MAZDA:
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
OLDSMOBILE:
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment.
SAAB:
Send Another Automobile Back.
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
TOYOTA:
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO:
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW:
Virtually Worthless
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1997 XLT Teal 4.6L Flareside 4x4. Automatic, Reg. cab, tinted windows, bug deflector, Dual exhaust, K&N Generation 2 air filter, BullDog keyless entry/remote start(installed myself), Custom 16" wheels, bedliner, Covercraft tonneau cover, electronic shift on the fly. Going to add headers.
n6260k@cs.com
AUDI:
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence.
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented.
BMW:
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder.
Big Money Works.
Bought My Wife.
Brutal Money Waster.
Buick:
Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
CHEVROLET:
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips.
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time.
DODGE:
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FIAT:
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix It Again, Tony!
GM:
General Maintenance
GMC:
Garage Man's Companion.
Got a Mechanic Coming?
HONDA:
Had One, Never Did Again
HYUNDAI:
Hope You Understand Nothing's DRiveable And Inexpensive...
MAZDA:
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
OLDSMOBILE:
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment.
SAAB:
Send Another Automobile Back.
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
TOYOTA:
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO:
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW:
Virtually Worthless
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1997 XLT Teal 4.6L Flareside 4x4. Automatic, Reg. cab, tinted windows, bug deflector, Dual exhaust, K&N Generation 2 air filter, BullDog keyless entry/remote start(installed myself), Custom 16" wheels, bedliner, Covercraft tonneau cover, electronic shift on the fly. Going to add headers.
Senior Member
Joined: Aug 2000
Posts: 322
Likes: 0
From: the woodlands, tx, USA
Yeah! Where's the one for Pontiac?
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2001 SCrew Lariat
AZ Beige/DW Blue
5.4L, AirRaid Intake, K&N Filter, Ravin Z-33 Exhaust SI/DO, Power Moon Roof, Westin Stainless Nerf Bars, Vent Visors And Bug Deflector, Custom Tinted Windows, Upgraded Audio System, Custom Hitch-Haul Receiver System
Coming!!
HyperTech Power Programmer (when available)
PowerAid Spacer
Rims & Tires
Air Dam Replacement W/ Driving Lights
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2001 SCrew Lariat
AZ Beige/DW Blue
5.4L, AirRaid Intake, K&N Filter, Ravin Z-33 Exhaust SI/DO, Power Moon Roof, Westin Stainless Nerf Bars, Vent Visors And Bug Deflector, Custom Tinted Windows, Upgraded Audio System, Custom Hitch-Haul Receiver System
Coming!!
HyperTech Power Programmer (when available)
PowerAid Spacer
Rims & Tires
Air Dam Replacement W/ Driving Lights
Senior Member
Joined: Jul 2000
Posts: 5,116
Likes: 3
From: Houston, by way of every major city in America.
Just a few;
NEON;Needs Engine Overhauled Now
MOPAR;Most Owners Possibly Are Retarded.
GMC;Grab My Craftsmans
DODGE; Dead On (the)Damn Garage Entrance
DART;Did Actually Run Twice
BMW;Break My Windshield
BMW; Borrow My Wife
All I could think of for now,,,,,98
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98 F-150 4.6 Litre XLT2wd Ext. cab
Yokahama AVS/ST's
prarie tan/tan int.
K/N gen.II fipk
custom dual exh/gibson rectangle tips/rear exiting.
color matched snuglid
Superchip!!!
Westin nerfs blk .powdercoat
Clear front corners
Stillen Quad light air dam, sweet!!
Euro taillights
Cobra 75WXST cb w/weather alert
[b]Kenwood cd w/Radio Shack speakers,don't laugh it sounds pretty good
Viper alarm
On the way/wheels,tires, etc..etc.......
the monochromatic boogie is done,cool!.
Come see my new pictures@ www.my-f150.com
officialtomwaits.com
reverendhortonheat.com
WOW,what a cool site!
FENDER GUITARS ROCK!!!
Had to take the picture out,it was way too out of date
,,,,98
NEON;Needs Engine Overhauled Now
MOPAR;Most Owners Possibly Are Retarded.
GMC;Grab My Craftsmans
DODGE; Dead On (the)Damn Garage Entrance
DART;Did Actually Run Twice
BMW;Break My Windshield
BMW; Borrow My Wife
All I could think of for now,,,,,98
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98 F-150 4.6 Litre XLT2wd Ext. cab
Yokahama AVS/ST's
prarie tan/tan int.
K/N gen.II fipk
custom dual exh/gibson rectangle tips/rear exiting.
color matched snuglid
Superchip!!!
Westin nerfs blk .powdercoat
Clear front corners
Stillen Quad light air dam, sweet!!
Euro taillights
Cobra 75WXST cb w/weather alert
[b]Kenwood cd w/Radio Shack speakers,don't laugh it sounds pretty good
Viper alarm
On the way/wheels,tires, etc..etc.......
the monochromatic boogie is done,cool!.
Come see my new pictures@ www.my-f150.com
officialtomwaits.com
reverendhortonheat.com
WOW,what a cool site!
FENDER GUITARS ROCK!!!
Had to take the picture out,it was way too out of date
,,,,98
Senior Member
Joined: Mar 1998
Posts: 1,719
Likes: 1
From: Blue Ridge Mountains, GA
Trending Topics
Senior Member
Joined: Aug 2000
Posts: 2,946
Likes: 0
From: Right Coast
How about
GM
Got Mechanic?
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1997 F-150 Lariat
Ext Cab Short Box
4x4 Off Road Package
3.55 Gears
265/75 R16 Uniroyal Laredo M/Ts
My 2 cents worth
If you're gonna stroke it, POWERSTROKE IT!!!
http://www.powerstroke73.homestead.com/
GM
Got Mechanic?
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1997 F-150 Lariat
Ext Cab Short Box
4x4 Off Road Package
3.55 Gears
265/75 R16 Uniroyal Laredo M/Ts
My 2 cents worth
If you're gonna stroke it, POWERSTROKE IT!!!
http://www.powerstroke73.homestead.com/
Senior Member
Joined: Apr 2000
Posts: 234
Likes: 0
From: East Coast
Crew Coach
I agree this may pertain to some, but I tell you what, I've driven some fast vehicles in my time and had three NOVA's over the years. My 1970 SS factory big block 396 was the fastest car I have ever experienced from a 55 mph punch on the interstate while still factory!
NOVA may stand for 'NO GO' in spanish but I assure you it stands for mostly 'Oh crap, it won't stop' in all other langauges. I missed many an exit ramp while 'testing' that car.
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2000 Lariat 4x4 Supercab ORP
Black Clearcoat
Flowmaster 50 series SUV using original tailpipe
K&N Filter
CamLocker Aluminum Toolbox
Tinted Windows
Vent Visors
A.R.E. 'Z' series bed cap
1999 HD Softail Custom
Cobalt Blue
Lowered and Chromed
1995 Long Haired Chihuahua (Best security system on the market)
http://www.harleyrider.webprovider.com/index.htm
http://www.fordharley.com/index.shtml
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">And NOVA is spanish for 'no go'.</font>
NOVA may stand for 'NO GO' in spanish but I assure you it stands for mostly 'Oh crap, it won't stop' in all other langauges. I missed many an exit ramp while 'testing' that car.
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2000 Lariat 4x4 Supercab ORP
Black Clearcoat
Flowmaster 50 series SUV using original tailpipe
K&N Filter
CamLocker Aluminum Toolbox
Tinted Windows
Vent Visors
A.R.E. 'Z' series bed cap
1999 HD Softail Custom
Cobalt Blue
Lowered and Chromed
1995 Long Haired Chihuahua (Best security system on the market)
http://www.harleyrider.webprovider.com/index.htm
http://www.fordharley.com/index.shtml
Senior Member
Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 979
Likes: 0
From: Tampa Bay Area - FL
I love my truck, but I didn't see any for Ford.
Before I bought my truck (1st Ford ever) I thought these were totally true. For some other Fords, they still are.
F**ked Over Rebuilt Dodge
F**ked On Race Day
Found On Road Dead
Fix Or Repair Daily
Sorry, I love my truck, but I have to be fair.
I saw one for Mercury a while back, but I can't remember it.
Now, who can come up with one for "Lamborghini"??? Hahaha...try it.
Before I bought my truck (1st Ford ever) I thought these were totally true. For some other Fords, they still are.
F**ked Over Rebuilt Dodge
F**ked On Race Day
Found On Road Dead
Fix Or Repair Daily
Sorry, I love my truck, but I have to be fair.
I saw one for Mercury a while back, but I can't remember it.
Now, who can come up with one for "Lamborghini"??? Hahaha...try it.
Senior Member
Joined: May 1999
Posts: 3,188
Likes: 3
From: Kansas side of the greater KC area
FORD= Fast On Road Driving
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2000 F150 XLT Reg. cab
4.6 Triton Engine
4x2 3.55 rear end gear
sliding rear window
automatic keyless entry
white styleside short box
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2000 F150 XLT Reg. cab
4.6 Triton Engine
4x2 3.55 rear end gear
sliding rear window
automatic keyless entry
white styleside short box
