Important safety information for men

PLEASE READ THIS, IT'S IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO TO CLUBS OR BARS AND DRINK.

The DEA issued an announcement today warning all men to be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from a girl.

Research, through a major federal grant, has identified the first date-rape drug directed toward men. The drug is called "Beer," but it also goes by the street names of: "MGD","the silver bullet", "bud" and "brewskie".

So far it has only been found in a liquid form. The drug is dark brown to light amber in color with carbonated foam when poured. Beer has a fairly acrid taste but is apparently highly addictive. Recent cases have shown that the drug is now being used by female sexual predators at parties to convince their male victims to have sex with them.

Like other date-rape drugs, "ecstasy" and GHB, the drug is sometime taken intentionally by people at parties to sample the mood altering aspect of the drug. However, female sexual predators have discovered a more sinister use
of the drug. These women will offer to buy an unsuspecting man a beer or two and then simply ask the guy home for sex. Men are literally rendered helpless against such attacks.

A common side affect apparently is amnesia; when confronted by wives and girlfriends, victims claim to have no memory of the incident. While the drug and its side effects have been known for centuries, there has been little effort to ban the drug.

What's really shocking is that beer is available virtually anywhere!

Please! Forward this to everyone you know...

(found this on another board, had to pass it on!! Doc)

 

So that's how it happened!!!!!Thanks Doc, I'll have to run out and have another.

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LOL!! hahahahaha
I need to move, nothing like that happens around here.

 

I feel violated .......

 

Consider yourself lucky, I think I'm pregnant.

 

They said "they would call".

 

Damn, now how am I supposed to get a man?


Naw, this is just another one of those hoaxes you always hear about.
Really, don't worry your cute little @sses about it.
Now who wants a Labatt Blue?

 

DON'T TOUCH THE KEYBOARD!
DON'T EVEN TURN THE DANG THING OFF!
JUST RUN BOYS, AND DON'T LOOK BACK!

There ought to be a law to protect us from these kind of predators!

 

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
I knew there was conspiracy against me!!!

 

Labbatttte bleuuuuuuuuuuue

>Molson Dry?

Okay I, I, I have been violated too! We need a support group! Who will be president of our support group?

 

Since this story broke, AA membership roles have swollen.

I don't like the way women are looking at me, like I'm some kind of conquest. It just gives me the heebie-jeebies.

I misspelled 'conquest', I meant cumquat.



[This message has been edited by Raoul (edited 01-24-2001).]

 

AA memberships? I can think of a few more important things that have swollen!

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* 2000 F-150 XLT Black FS; 5.4L
* 4x4 ORP
* 3.55 Limited Slip
* Stepups
* Sliding Rear Window
* 6-Way Power Seat
* Remote Keyless Entry
* Lund Trident Bug Shield
* Custom Exhaust
* Fumoto Oil Drain Plug Valve (a must for do-it-yourselfers!)
* Wise Bedrug

So many mods, so little cash! On the up side, no wife to create a filibuster.

 

So, Anyone up for a Labatt Blue?
Bud Ice?
Miller Genuine Draft?
Anything?

 

Hey now if your willing to drive on over here, I'll take a sip or two

 

I was victimized by these predators quite a few times in my younger days. I think dunabarton should be the president of our support group, if he tells us the story behind his name.
Coors light anyone? maybe I will get date raped again tonight.