I've been off on comp for months now, out with a hand injury, sitting around wasting my life, getting paid **** all.. So needless to say, I haven't been no spring flower. I'm a hard working, life respecting person, I can't stand with prolonged periods of uselessness.. But whatever, I can deal with it..

..I'm sitting in the drive-thru ATM this morning, depositing one of my crap cheques when someone pulls up behind me and revs their little ****ty van engine. I thought it was just a slip of the foot, I had only been at the ATM for no more then 1 minute..

This person revs again, louder.. I still think, no way he's being an *******. I continue, elapsed time being maybe 3 minutes.

Revs again, as loud as his little engine can go!! At this point, I make eye contact with Denim Dan in my mirror and give him the one finger salute. So he start yelling and cursing at me!

I shake my head, getting more and more irritated, whilst I then take pain stakingly long to do what I need to do, as this useless blob yells swears, egging me on calling me "Little man"..

As I pull away, taking as much time as I felt neccessary to proove a point, time at the machine now nearing 10 minutes, I yell "Was it worth it?!".. His obsenities continue.

As I slowly pull away I've become steaming. Rational thought was leaking away, as I wanted to step out and re-break my hand on his ugly face. Alas, to end on a boring note, I pulled away without loosing my sanity and proceeded on with my life.

I just can't believe it. You can't deposit a cheque these days without some nobody trying to break you down. I'm beginning to hate this world I live in.

/Rant.

 

I would have thought only Bill Gates could use an accelerator as a horn.

 

And here I thought all you canucks were easy going, eh. Did he tell you to take off and then call you a hoser?













Sorry, I wouldn't even had noticed you were from the great white north if you hadn't spelled check wrong.

 

Blame the french infestation.

I grew up learning Quatre, Theatre, (cash)Cheque... And I'm just a redneck from Saskatchewan.

 

As long as you didnt do something stupid like leave your card in the ATM.

 

I would have put the truck in reverse at that point. Its amazing how many people back down when they see the reverse lights come on.

 

i would have pulled off, and drove back around behind him, if no one else was there, and just laid on my horn. would have been even better, if you had train horns on.

 

This would be effective and incredibly funny.

 

thank you dsq

 

As I always say, somebody has to be the grown-up... - Og

 

 

An American would have kicked his A$$

 

Darn...

 

Should have just shut your truck off, reclined the seat and relaxed with your hands on the back of your head. Or claimed your truck broke down right there and when he goes to go around you, start it up and pull out.

 

This would have been absolutely hilarious and very effective.