Just what I was thinkin'...perhaps we should change the name of the song from "America, the Beautiful" to "American. the Land of Idiots." Where is this place, American, on the map?

TSC

 

I too suspect some sort of April Fool's joke here.

I have read Burt's posts for many years now and debated him often in the past.

As I remember, he puts together his posts in Microsoft Word, checks them out and then pastes them in here.


I don't ever recall so many spelling or syntax errors in any of his thousands of earlier posts.

Won't comment on the message in the post.

Bill

 

My man Burt is back !

 

Heya, Burt.

 

He probably just payed 6 bucks for a pack of Cigarettes and Wal-mart was out of 9mm Ammunition..

 

My bad, I thought some would find the sarcasm in the title “American, the country of idiots…”

I know its America and not American but the majority of people that voted for this guy wouldn’t have noticed and therefore I, ah, never mind…

With that said, it’s great to see some of the old timers here. Guess we should enjoy our time here while it last. I suspect in about 12 – 18 months this site will be shut down, or people like me banned once our savior takes ownership of it due to it might possibly cause some kind of socialist or fascist economic downturn that could cause harm to the people of earth…

In a sad way it is quite exciting watching this savior and his disciples kick some @ss and take some names. Prior to this I thought to myself ”Burt, who in the hell can turn this country around, bring some real solid values back, like the good ol’ days of Reagan?”.

I would have never thought the savior and his disciples would lead the charge of completely destroying the Democratic Party, and specifically the liberals, and not just the radical ones. I wonder how often the savior and his disciples will be out their campaigning for the republicans in 2010 for the crushing blow they will have when they take over both houses. Perhaps there is some hope this guy will be shut down in another 22 months. That might be too late after the holocaust this guy is creating here in America for every single American, rich, middle class, poor, and useless…

I wonder if Nancy will end up hooking in San Francisco when they send her packing. Will Barney be a stunt double for Barney they purple dinosaur? What the hell will Reed do, sell GM’s with warranties he will personal back?

You have to feel really bad for GM and Chrysler now that the savior gave them the death blow. No, not by becoming the CEO but by stating the government will back their warranties. Who in their right mind would purchase one of those brands with a warranty that will have so much red tape it will take you 3 – 5 years to first be approved for a warranty repair, and then an additional 2 – 3 years waiting for the repair to actually happen. Guess we will really start seeing the old days when most peoples Chevy’s were up on blocks used as planters…

However, just so I am fair and balanced here, I am getting tired of hearing the big fat rich guys whine about having to keep giving out ungodly amounts of money to retain highly qualified and the brightest of the bright in their business like AIG. Hey guys, here is a clue, YOU DON’T HAVE ANY QUALIFIED OR BRIGHT PEOPLE IN YOUR BUSINESS, they, and you, ran it in the ground, let them go, let them fly away and be free and maybe on their flight path they will run into one of those big fan blades that the savior has installed to make us energy independent…

I am from the government and I am here to help…

 

Man, ain’t you right about the price of cigarettes, DAMN!!!! But, I do it for the children and their health. If I didn’t smoke who will care for them and see to it their medical is paid for?

Good to see you and the others, especially that goat herding guy, wait till he sees his tax bill next year…

And to whom ever had a slight issue with me grouping Americans in to one big group, GET OVER IT, facts hurt, the majority of Americans are complete morons that haven’t a clue what is going on and the only reason they will have their feelings hurt will be because some loud mouth tells them what I said. Otherwise they are just waiting around for their hand out…

Perhaps this might make you feel a little more warm and fuzzy, I am willing to bet a boat load of money, backed by the federal government of course, that another bunch of moron Americans will vote in a crap load of Republicans in 2010, the same ones currently in office who screwed this thing up right along with the Democrats, or stood by and let it happen.

Why, because their morons and instead of voting OUT as many of the current group of idiots in Washington, Republicans and Democrats alike, they take a swig of their beer and pat each other on the back with pride about voting them idiot Democrats out of office only to put the same people back in office EXCEPT their name tags say Republican instead of Democrat.

We need a completely new lot of people in Washington, and we need to vote new people in until every single one now in Washington is out. Now, does this make the fellow with a slight issue with me feel better now, a little more warm and fuzzy feeling? I could care less…

 

Burt is in rare form tonight!

I swear when he writes a post, you just can't believe there are only 26 letters in the alphabet.

 

Don't you still owe me like 3 or 4 steak dinners?

 

No, just one from Nov 2004.
I bought the steak that same month and it's been aging like a fine wine.

Seriously, I'll be up there the middle of June if you want to collect.
I can't even keep up with what your driving now, from the '01 to a Mustang and back in a F-150?
It's no wonder we have to call you 'Burt'.

 

Oh My God!!!!

I've logged in and logged out three times. Yep, Bert's back!

I'm with you Bill, it's an April Fool's joke, someone's spoofed Bert's IP.......

Quick, somebody debate him to keep him around for awhile!!!!!!


Nice to see he's still got the same attitude towards politics. Some things never change.

Good to see'ya 01


You too RR!

 

Yep I’ll be around, I’ll be that guy on the corner with a sign on me that reads ”Will work for Prime Rib, minimum of 16oz cut and all the trimmings”

Hey serotta, how you doing, good to see you…

 

Long time Frank, good to see you...

 

Burt, did you just wake up from your nap??. You think your the 1st to post about our new god of god's?? think again.

Smokes here are now 8.95 a pack.... go figure good thing we have indians here with a piece of land to buyem smokes!!. Welcome back bud and the goat guy jumped the shark a long time ago!!!

 

Nope, just waited for the dust to settle so I could stir it up again...


Oh crap, is that RockPick I hear behind me...