Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him
straight in the eye and said, "Listen here good looking, I screw anybody,
anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the
ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean ... it
doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just
love it."

Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, ''No kidding!!! I'm a lawyer, too! What
firm are you with?"

 

that is pretty funny

 

Good stuff!!

 

 

Ok, this calls for the "Boo Hiss" smiley, wearing the "I'm So Lame" T-shirt.

 

Nice!

 

Are you sayin' lawers screw people over

 

lol thats great. such an unfortunate turn of events