I like the one that says "Back off or I'll flick a booger on your windshield"



But my favorite has always been the set from Gallagher
I spade* my dog and I club* my wife

*actual symbols from the playing cards like the heart symbol

 

My favorite all time is:

Dyslexics of the World UNTIE!

 

my personnal one. . .

 

 

i saw a good one today at Cabelas, it read "The road to hell is paved with Liberals."