www.fmylife.com go there, funny stuff

 

best one i read "Today, I texted this girl I really like and she didn't answer. She did about two hours later and it said "sorry I was having sex at the time you texted me. So how are you?" FML

 

Those were great! Although, some seem untrue, others are too fd up to be fake.

 

yea, found that through some other website. funny stuff on there.

used to read the stuff on grouphug.us but those arent as good anymore.

 

wow those are funny, would suck if someones life was as bad as some of those. Theres no way they are all true.

 

Awesome site. After reading 10 pages I deem them all to be believable.

 

"Today, I started a fight in a lesbian bar and lost. I'm a man"

hahaha that one is great

 

I liked the one where "I was laughing at the fat ugly person in the building untill I realized it was my reflection in the window"

 

I found this site from another forum, truely one of my favorite sites on the internet.

 

This is one of my favs.

"Today, I was trying on lingerie in the dressing room of Victoria’s Secret with my boyfriend next to me. I told my him in a seductive, playful tone “You can stay and watch if you give me a piece of your gum.” He said “No I only have three more” and left the room"

 

I lost it when I read this:

Today, I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condoms so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag. FML