Darn, I got stuck with guard duty for the kegs again this year at our association's Memorial Day picnic. You would think I would learn my lesson (I assign all the duties). Basically, I have to hang out by the three kegs and make sure no one drinks more than I do. I also have to let everyone drink all they want.
It may sound like an easy job but, every year someone ends up taking a swing at me cause I won't get out of their way. They claim I'm hogging it.
This year I'm going to swing back!
I don't care who's mother it is!

 

Hey, their mother deserves it if they won't let a man get his fair share of the kegs. Swing back. Or if you have real problems just toss them in your truck and drive away, thats what I would do.

Well, I too have to work on Memorial Day. The Harley shop I work for is sponsoring a memorial ride for the day. So lucky me (literally), I get to spend my day off sitting in my truck, following the bikers, towing a trailer, with my friends in sitting next to me. Then if anyones bike breaks down they get to ride with me in my truck. And best of all they are feeding me and I'm getting paid. What a harsh life.

Bones

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2000 F-150, XLT, 4X2, Ext. Cab, S/B, 4.6L, 3.55 L/S, Tow Package, Sony CDX-C7050X Head Unit, 6.5' Sony Three Way Speakers In Each Door. Hopefully An Amp And 12' Sub Soon.

Future Mods: NONE, I'm broke.

 

Well, I get to perform a diffent type of "guard duty" this weekend. I'll be refereeing (spelling?) at least 10 basketball games Saturday and Sunday. So, I'll get to guard against:

Moronic coaches; moronic parents; heat stroke; sore muscles.......

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2000 F-150 XLT Sport, Silver 4-door Supercab StyleSide
Short Bed (Only way to fit in the garage)
17" Sport Wheels with BFG tires, 3.55 R, 4.6l V8, Auto (First one in 20 years)
In-Dash Single CD Player, 60/40 Split bench dark graphite

Mods So Far
K&N Filter, Gatorback Spray-In Bedliner, Llumar ProShield Window Tint
WMS Velocity Tube

Future Plans
Superchip, Upgraded Speakers/Stereo
FlowMaster Exhaust, Nerf Bars

 

There aren't going to be any kegs at the Rally.

We will have one 24 foot diameter above ground pool, 4 feet deep, filled to the brim. All you have to do is walk up and dip your mug.
Now, I'm going to be the only one actually in the pool but, don't be concerned about me, I'm a certified LifeGuard.

I know what you're thinking but, not to worry. I will bathe prior to and also remove my shoes.

(There will be a tip cup adjacent)

 

hmmmmm Are you sure a 24 foot pool is enough for you Americans

 

Raoul are you going to pull guard duty on the big F150 get together this summer.

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2000 F150 XLT Reg. cab
4.6 Triton Engine
4x2 3.55 rear end gear
sliding rear window
automatic keyless entry
white styleside short box

 

I figure it would only be enough.... if it were *CANADIAN* beer eph1fifty!!!!

 

Oh, we will start out with Canadian beer but, we are going to chuck in 80 pound bags of ice to keep it cold and give it that 'watered down' American taste. It will have just enough 'Essence of Raoul' to give it kick.
I may have found my calling in life, 'Human Swizel Stick'.

 

I would be very very suspicious about Raoul being in the pool. Make sure the level actually drops over time....

Tom in Tacoma

 

LOL!!! cool topic!!

Da canadian beeeer iz good non?

 

Raoul,
I must say that you are probably one of the most comical people I have ever talked (wrote) to. You have me rolling over here.

Bones