Last day of school and the 3rd grade teacher is opening gifts from the students. The teacher received a apple pie from a bakery store owner's son. From a jewelry store owner's daughter the teacher received a nice set of earrings. The liquor store owner's son came up to the teacher with his gift. The teacher noticed the box was leaking and put her finger in the puddle and tasted it. The teacher said is it a nice wine, the student said no. The teacher tasted the substance again and asked "Is it a Champagne?". The student said no, it's a puppy!

 

Very good, going to have to remember that and tell it to my uncle that is a teacher. Thanks for the laugh!!!

 

Rick99 says:
Last day of school and the 3rd grade teacher is opening gifts from the students. The teacher received a apple pie from a bakery store owner's son. From a jewelry store owner's daughter the teacher received a nice set of earrings. The liquor store owner's son came up to the teacher with his gift. The teacher noticed the box was leaking and put her finger in the puddle and tasted it. The teacher said is it a nice wine, the student said no. The teacher tasted the substance again and asked "Is it a Champagne?". The student said no, it's a puppy!
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Readers Digest May 2000 edition

 

Amazing what one can learn sitting in a Doctor's waiting room. That's where I read it.

 

I heard a relatively clean and funny one earlier.

What do you call a Jamaican Proctologist?

Pokemon!

Bad, I know.

 

Not to bad

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