Sorry Guys.....
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From: Michigan Rocks and then some too!!!
Sorry Guys.....
... NOT!
What do you call a handcuffed man?...
Trustworthy.
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? ....
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
How are husbands like lawn mowers?.....
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
How can you tell when a man is well hung?.......
When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
How does a man show he's planning for the future?.......
He buys two cases of beer instead of one. (my kind of man!)
How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male?.......
All he's concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs.
What did God say after creating man?......
I can do WAY better.
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?......
Any place without a drive-up window.
What do you call a man with half a brain?......
Gifted.
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women....
Exchange him.
What should you give a man who has everything?......
A woman to show him how to work it.
What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship?......
Telling you his real name.
What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?...
Put the remote control between his toes.
What's the difference between Big Foot and an intelligent man?....
Big Foot's been spotted several times.
What's the smartest thing a man can say?......
"My wife says..."
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?.....
So men can understand them.
Why did God create man before woman?........
Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?......
To stop the snoring before it starts.
Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg?.....
Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?....
When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
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"Moonlight Blue" 98 F150 SC (FREAKING SUPER CAB!)
XLT 2WD 4.6, 3.55 LS Tow Pkg.
SUPERCHIP, K&N Airbox mod. w/ "Cool" intake,
Mobil One Oil, Bosch +4's, Throttle Body Spacer Plate. Lund Fastback, Lighted visor, Runninng Boards, Crome Taillight covers, Polished Steel Fenderwell Moldings, Smoked Bug and Rain guards, Shelf-it,
Carpet dash cover, "Andthensometoo" in silver Letters 3" tall on tail gate.
Red Wings license plate in front,
Red Wings license plate frame in back,
Little Detroit Viper hanging from mirror,
Oh yeah, and one "Blacked-out" grill.
Gonna get my Bed rails back on, Finally!
Couldn't find the right Polished steel design, so once I modify the powercoated ones I just bought, I will paint them.
Q: who wants my "Pocket Mount" chrome ones? Price:cost of shipping, or gas and maybe lunch if you live in S/E MI.
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"Rocks don't move unless pushed, and neither do chevys!"
[This message has been edited by Andthensometoo (edited 04-08-2000).]
What do you call a handcuffed man?...
Trustworthy.
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? ....
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
How are husbands like lawn mowers?.....
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
How can you tell when a man is well hung?.......
When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
How does a man show he's planning for the future?.......
He buys two cases of beer instead of one. (my kind of man!)
How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male?.......
All he's concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs.
What did God say after creating man?......
I can do WAY better.
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?......
Any place without a drive-up window.
What do you call a man with half a brain?......
Gifted.
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women....
Exchange him.
What should you give a man who has everything?......
A woman to show him how to work it.
What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship?......
Telling you his real name.
What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?...
Put the remote control between his toes.
What's the difference between Big Foot and an intelligent man?....
Big Foot's been spotted several times.
What's the smartest thing a man can say?......
"My wife says..."
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?.....
So men can understand them.
Why did God create man before woman?........
Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?......
To stop the snoring before it starts.
Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg?.....
Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?....
When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
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Andthensometoo ®
"Moonlight Blue" 98 F150 SC (FREAKING SUPER CAB!)
XLT 2WD 4.6, 3.55 LS Tow Pkg.
SUPERCHIP, K&N Airbox mod. w/ "Cool" intake,
Mobil One Oil, Bosch +4's, Throttle Body Spacer Plate. Lund Fastback, Lighted visor, Runninng Boards, Crome Taillight covers, Polished Steel Fenderwell Moldings, Smoked Bug and Rain guards, Shelf-it,
Carpet dash cover, "Andthensometoo" in silver Letters 3" tall on tail gate.
Red Wings license plate in front,
Red Wings license plate frame in back,
Little Detroit Viper hanging from mirror,
Oh yeah, and one "Blacked-out" grill.
Gonna get my Bed rails back on, Finally!
Couldn't find the right Polished steel design, so once I modify the powercoated ones I just bought, I will paint them.
Q: who wants my "Pocket Mount" chrome ones? Price:cost of shipping, or gas and maybe lunch if you live in S/E MI.
<A HREF="http://www.andthensometoo.com" TARGET=_blank>
</A> "Rocks don't move unless pushed, and neither do chevys!"
[This message has been edited by Andthensometoo (edited 04-08-2000).]
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Sorry ATST
... NOT!
What do you call a handcuffed man?...
"Happy" now that he's found that kinky **** he's been looking for.
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? ....
"you had too much to drink, again"
How are husbands like lawn mowers?.....
The more inches they have, the quicker they get the job done.
How can you tell when a man is well hung?.......
If he mentions your smallish mouth and large teeth
How does a man show he's planning for the future?.......
He buys two cases of condoms instead of one.
How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male?.......
All he's concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs. Other things, like brains, are excused and considered life support for sexual organs.
What did God say after creating man?......
Now I have to create something to make the coffee.
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?......
Any place with fully nude women and cheeseburgers
What do you call a man with half a brain?......
Married
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women....
Better plan on going down, if he allows you to
What should you give a man who has everything?......
Advise him not to get married, he will lose at least half of it if he gets divorced
What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship?......
Telling you your sister is A LOT better at it.
What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?...
your and your best friend walking in half naked for a threesome
What's the difference between Big Foot and an intelligent man?....
intelligent men know how to use a razor
What's the smartest thing a man can say?......
"My ex-wife said..."
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?.....
So brunnettes and redheads can understand them.
Why did God create man before woman?........
So that men would have some say in how many "holes" women should have
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?......
To collect on life insurance after watching too many movies on Lifetime
Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg?.....
It only takes one sperm to fertilize one egg. Would you rather have the other 99,999,999 in you face.
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?....
We aren't psycho, not much to analyze
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... NOT!
What do you call a handcuffed man?...
"Happy" now that he's found that kinky **** he's been looking for.
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? ....
"you had too much to drink, again"
How are husbands like lawn mowers?.....
The more inches they have, the quicker they get the job done.
How can you tell when a man is well hung?.......
If he mentions your smallish mouth and large teeth
How does a man show he's planning for the future?.......
He buys two cases of condoms instead of one.
How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male?.......
All he's concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs. Other things, like brains, are excused and considered life support for sexual organs.
What did God say after creating man?......
Now I have to create something to make the coffee.
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?......
Any place with fully nude women and cheeseburgers
What do you call a man with half a brain?......
Married
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women....
Better plan on going down, if he allows you to
What should you give a man who has everything?......
Advise him not to get married, he will lose at least half of it if he gets divorced
What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship?......
Telling you your sister is A LOT better at it.
What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?...
your and your best friend walking in half naked for a threesome
What's the difference between Big Foot and an intelligent man?....
intelligent men know how to use a razor
What's the smartest thing a man can say?......
"My ex-wife said..."
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?.....
So brunnettes and redheads can understand them.
Why did God create man before woman?........
So that men would have some say in how many "holes" women should have
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?......
To collect on life insurance after watching too many movies on Lifetime
Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg?.....
It only takes one sperm to fertilize one egg. Would you rather have the other 99,999,999 in you face.
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?....
We aren't psycho, not much to analyze
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From: Florida
Good job!!
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2000 F-150,4x2,supercab,4.2,5 speed,Amazon Green.
Current Mods:
K&N Filter
Pendaliner
Tinted Windows
Lund Bugdeflector
Future mods:
Step Rails
Soft "snapless" Tonneau
Superchip
Oh and these aren't in any particular order...
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2000 F-150,4x2,supercab,4.2,5 speed,Amazon Green.
Current Mods:
K&N Filter
Pendaliner
Tinted Windows
Lund Bugdeflector
Future mods:
Step Rails
Soft "snapless" Tonneau
Superchip
Oh and these aren't in any particular order...
